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We Cruised With 9,700 People! Legend Of The Seas Review

A crew member told me there were 9,700 people on board Legend of the Seas when I spent a week sailing on the world’s biggest cruise ship. That’s around 7,200 guests plus another 2,500 crew.

Legend of the Seas crowded Royal Promenade

That sounds like far too many people to fit comfortably on one ship, right? Before we went, I genuinely wondered whether the whole experience would feel crowded, chaotic and exhausting.

By the end of the week, I had my answer.

This Was My Second Cruise On Legend Of The Seas

I’d actually sailed on Legend of the Seas before, but under very different circumstances. My first trip was a preview sailing before the ship entered normal service, with a (relatively!) small number of travel agents, journalists and content creators on board.

Legend of the Seas view of the aft

On that first cruise, there were hardly any children either. So while I’d seen what the ship had to offer, I hadn’t really experienced what it was like during a normal family cruise.

This time was very different. We were sailing in August with thousands of families on board, and every cabin was occupied.

Some of my concerns looked justified almost immediately. By 9am, rows of sun loungers had already been claimed with towels, while two of the ship’s six water slides stayed closed for the entire cruise. On some days, only two slides were operating, which meant queues could stretch to an hour.

But what surprised me over the following seven days was how rarely the ship actually felt overwhelmed by all those people.

Embarkation Was Much Easier Than Expected

Getting more than 7,000 passengers onto one ship sounds like it should be chaotic, but embarkation in Barcelona was incredibly quick. We barely queued and were on board before we knew it.

Boarding Legend of the Seas

My first job was to open the Royal Caribbean app and book the shows, which immediately caused a slight panic because many of the times we wanted were already showing as unavailable. I booked whatever was left and assumed we’d just have to work around it.

As it turned out, that wasn’t really necessary. The shows themselves were never as full as the app suggested, and we eventually managed to see everything we wanted.

We sailed on 30th August, which turned out to be an unusually good week for us. Most children in the UK were about to return to school, but mine weren’t due back until 7th September, and going just one week later saved us more than £1,000 on the cruise fare alone. Flights were considerably cheaper too.

It also meant there were very few British families on board. Most guests seemed to be Spanish, which made sense given that we were sailing from Barcelona and Spanish schools generally return later than those in the UK.

Cruise Mummy with family in Surfside on Legend of the Seas

Announcements and some entertainment were in both English and Spanish, and the queuing culture was a little different from what I’m used to. At drinks machines, people tended to gather around rather than form an orderly line, and elevators could occasionally become a bit of a free-for-all.

As a British person who has effectively been trained from birth to queue properly, it took a little getting used to, but it wasn’t a major issue.

Most Activities Were Much Easier To Use Than I Expected

One of my biggest questions before the cruise was whether we’d actually be able to use everything we’d paid for.

Legend of the Seas has an almost ridiculous number of activities, including Crown’s Edge, rock climbing, ice skating, mini golf, the FlowRider surf simulator, a carousel and the huge Category 6 water park.

Mini golf on Legend of the Seas

With 7,200 guests on board, I assumed there would be long queues for everything. There weren’t.

The kids used the climbing wall, tried the FlowRider and played mini golf without any real problems. My daughter also became slightly obsessed with the carousel in Surfside, where the animals are ducks rather than horses.

Surfside carousel on Legend of the Seas

Apparently, riding one duck wasn’t enough. She needed to try every single one. Fortunately, there was barely ever a queue, so she managed it.

The kids also loved the ice skating. You can only reserve one skating session through the app, but if people don’t turn up for their booked slot, the crew will often let other guests take the spare spaces.

Ours ended up skating three times during the week simply by turning up and asking if there was room.

Ice skating rink on Legend of the Seas

That became a useful lesson for the rest of the cruise too. If something appears fully booked in the app, it is still worth checking in person because people reserve activities and then change their plans all the time.

We Never Found Skipper The Dog

One thing Royal Caribbean promotes quite heavily on its Icon Class ships is the resident dog.

Legend of the Seas has a Golden Retriever called Skipper, whose official job title is Chief Dog Officer, and naturally my children were desperate to meet her.

Dog statue on Legend of the Seas
Not Skipper, unfortunately.

Unfortunately, her appearances aren’t listed in the daily programme. From what I’d heard, you simply have to get lucky and happen to bump into her somewhere around the ship.

We tried.

We looked around Central Park, the AquaDome and the Royal Promenade, and spent quite a lot of time keeping an eye out in quieter areas where we’d heard she sometimes appeared. We even found Skipper’s toilet.

Service dog relief spot on Legend of the Seas

But during our entire seven-night cruise, we never actually saw Skipper. So if your children have seen the adverts and are imagining that they’ll spend the cruise hanging out with a Golden Retriever, I definitely wouldn’t choose the ship for that reason alone. You might see her, but there’s no guarantee.

Read more: Why Royal Caribbean Has Dogs Working Onboard Its Cruise Ships

Doing Things At The Wrong Time Really Helps

One of the biggest tricks on a ship this size is doing things when everyone else isn’t.

If most guests are planning a lazy morning and activities later in the day, we’ll usually do the opposite. We’d get the active stuff done early, then slow down later when more people started appearing.

Water slides on Legend of the Seas

For most things, this worked brilliantly, but the big exception was the water park.

Category 6 has six slides, and I’d been especially keen to try them because I’d broken my toe on my previous Legend of the Seas cruise and hadn’t been able to use any of them.

This time, two months later, I was finally ready!

Unfortunately, two of the slides never opened during the entire week, and they also looked like two of the best ones.

Some days were even worse, with four of the six slides closed. That meant hundreds of people who had planned to spread themselves across a six-slide water park were suddenly being funnelled onto just two.

That’s when the queues became ridiculous. At times, the wait was around an hour for a single slide. We’d stand there for 20 minutes, barely move, then decide it simply wasn’t worth it.

Legend of the Seas slides and sunloungers

The slides themselves were good, but I don’t think any water slide is good enough to justify standing in the sun for an hour without a hat or sunglasses.

We tried going at around 8pm one evening because the water park stays open until 9pm. The queue was shorter, but then we discovered another problem: once the sun starts going down, standing around soaking wet gets surprisingly cold.

Eventually, we found the perfect time: 9am.

As soon as the slides opened in the morning, the weather was already warm and there was hardly anybody waiting. We could actually enjoy them rather than spend half the morning standing in a queue.

So, if Category 6 is important to you, go as soon as it opens.

I wouldn’t book Legend of the Seas purely for the water park, though. The slides are excellent when they’re operating, but our cruise proved that you can’t assume all six will be available.

Some Of The Paid Extras Were Surprisingly Good Value

Crown’s Edge worked out much better. It normally cost around $45 per person on our sailing, which I thought was pretty expensive for something that only lasts a couple of minutes.

Crowns Edge Legend of the Seas

On embarkation day, though, Royal Caribbean was offering it for just $17 each, so I booked all four of us straight away. And we loved it.

That became something of a theme during the cruise. Royal Caribbean has a reputation for upselling once you’re on board, and there is certainly no shortage of opportunities to spend extra money, but some of the offers were genuinely very good.

One day, a chef approached us while we were eating in the Windjammer and offered us a discounted galley tour. We got 30% off, the kids went free and it included a bottomless brunch afterwards.

Galley tour on Legend of the Seas

I had seven mimosas, so I definitely wasn’t complaining about the value!

We also saw speciality restaurants discounted by as much as 50%, which led to one of the strangest things about sailing with 7,200 guests…

Some of the paid restaurants were virtually empty!

The Restaurants Were Much Quieter Than I Expected

One evening, we ate at Pier 7 in Surfside. It cost just $25 per adult, while the children could order from the adult menu free of charge, which I thought was an excellent deal.

Apparently, nobody else agreed, because we were the only people in the restaurant for the entire evening.

Pier 7 starter salad

It felt incredibly strange to be on the biggest cruise ship in the world, surrounded by thousands of passengers, yet sitting in a speciality restaurant completely by ourselves.

Perhaps speciality dining would have been busier on a sailing with more American guests. Maybe European passengers were simply less inclined to pay extra when so much food was already included?

Whatever the reason, overcrowding certainly wasn’t a problem there. And the venue where I expected it to be worst – the buffet – was nowhere near as bad as I’d imagined either.

Thousands of people all trying to eat breakfast at the same time sounds horrific, but we never struggled to find a table in the Windjammer.

Windjammer buffet on Legend of the Seas

It could look busy when we first walked in, but the restaurant is enormous. We’d simply carry on towards the back and almost always find somewhere.

There’s also another buffet that I think many families overlook. Surfside Eatery is smaller and has less choice than the Windjammer, but it was quiet almost every time we visited. If you just want to get the kids something quickly without walking around a huge buffet looking for somewhere to sit, it’s really useful.

We Hardly Used The Main Dining Room

We ate very well throughout the cruise, despite only going to the main dining room once. The meal we had there was good, but as a vegetarian I still think Royal Caribbean’s main dining menus can be a little restrictive.

The line used to have a separate vegan menu, which gave you plenty more options. Now, you may only have one or two vegetarian choices on the standard menu. If that night’s main option happens to be something you don’t like, you’ll need another plan.

Adam eating pizza at Sorrentos on Legend of the Seas

Fortunately, Legend of the Seas makes that very easy. Sorrento’s was probably our most visited dining venue because the pizza is excellent, while El Loco Fresh became another regular stop for tacos, nachos and quesadillas.

Pearl Cafe is also very easy to miss. It’s tucked away behind The Pearl and is brilliant when you want to grab something quickly without going anywhere near the buffet.

Legend Of The Seas Works Brilliantly For Kids

One thing I really like about the ship is how playful it feels. There are slides that take you from one deck to another in places such as Surfside and near the pool decks. They serve absolutely no practical purpose beyond being much more fun than using the stairs.

Surfside on Legend of the Seas

Surfside itself is bright, colourful and designed completely around families, although I think much of it is probably best for children under around eight. Mine were nine and eleven when we sailed, so they’re starting to outgrow parts of it.

Adventure Ocean was a different story, though. They’ve used plenty of kids’ clubs on previous cruises, and both said this was one of the best they’d experienced.

Even the entrance has interactive screens that make the whole thing feel more exciting before they’ve actually reached the club. And what surprised me most was how easy it was to get them in.

Adventure Ocean operates on a first-come, first-served basis, and you can’t reserve sessions in advance. I’ve sailed on ships before where arriving after the session has started means being told it’s already full, so on a ship carrying thousands of children, I expected queues of parents waiting outside the doors.

Adventure Ocean on Legend of the Seas

That never happened. Not once during the week were our children turned away.

Sometimes my son went several times in the same day, and we’d arrive an hour after a session had started to find there was still space. Impressive!

Would it have been the same a week earlier, right in the middle of the British school holidays? I don’t know. But on our sailing, Adventure Ocean was remarkably easy to use.

WOW Bands Were Worth Buying For The Kids

We also bought both children WOW Bands for $15 each, and I found them genuinely useful because they allowed the kids to move around the ship with a little more independence. They could go and get themselves a snack or head somewhere nearby without constantly needing one of us beside them.

WOW band on Legend of the Seas

Using the Royal Caribbean app, we could also keep an eye on where they were. On a ship this enormous, giving tweens or teenagers some freedom without completely losing track of them was easily worth $15 to me.

I would set some spending rules first, though! There are plenty of shops aimed at children and they’re not cheap. The same applies to the arcade, where games cost around $3.50 each on our sailing.

I’ve heard stories of children running up enormous bills because parents didn’t realise purchases were being charged straight to the cabin account. You have to be careful.

Fortunately, there was so much else to do that we never really felt the need to use the arcade anyway.

The Sun Lounger Situation Was Annoying

The pool decks were one area where the number of passengers did occasionally become noticeable.

Early in the morning, everything was lovely and quiet. By around 9am, though, plenty of sun loungers already had towels on them.

Not people. Just towels.

One morning, several loungers had been left like this for well over an hour, so I asked a crew member whether she could remove the towels. And she said she couldn’t.

Towels reserving loungers on Legend of the Seas

I then asked what would happen if I moved them myself. She smiled and said: “then I wouldn’t see anything”. So I moved them.

About an hour later, two people came back and were absolutely furious. They said they’d only gone for lunch for an hour and believed they should have been allowed to reserve the loungers while they were away.

(They had definitely been gone longer than that.)

But I think that exchange highlighted the bigger issue. A lot of people simply don’t realise that leaving a towel on a lounger while you disappear for lunch isn’t really okay.

There weren’t many obvious signs during most of our cruise, and I didn’t hear regular announcements warning people not to reserve loungers. If you’re used to hotels where guests put towels down in the morning and return hours later, you might assume the same rules apply at sea.

The problem is that a cruise ship doesn’t have enough poolside loungers for every guest. If you’re not using one for an hour or two, somebody else should be able to.

Interestingly, Royal Caribbean became much stricter about this on our final day, which was our only sea day. Signs suddenly appeared around the pool deck stating that loungers couldn’t be reserved, and it made a noticeable difference.

Lounger signage on Legend of the Seas

Even with everyone on board, we still managed to find somewhere to sit, get into the hot tubs and find quieter areas away from the busiest pools.

So although all those abandoned towels initially looked like proof that the ship was overcrowded, the reality was more complicated.

Based on our overall experience though, you might not get a lounger directly beside the pool, but there were always other places available.

Read more: 11 Ways I Beat Chair Hogs On Cruises

The Ship Is Very Good At Hiding 7,200 Guests

This, for me, is the biggest reason Legend of the Seas works. It’s not simply enormous. It’s divided into so many different areas that everyone naturally spreads out.

Night view of Central Park on Legend of the Seas

One family might be in Surfside, while another is watching the ice show. Some guests are wandering through Central Park or the Royal Promenade, while others are in Category 6, Adventure Ocean, the casino, the FlowRider, Crown’s Edge or one of dozens of restaurants and bars.

You almost never have all 7,200 passengers trying to use the same space. There were several points during the cruise when we genuinely looked around and wondered where everyone was.

Sometimes It Barely Feels Like A Cruise Ship

There is a downside to that design, and that is that Legend of the Seas is very inward-facing.

Many of its main public areas look into the ship rather than towards the ocean, and you can spend surprisingly long periods on board without actually seeing the sea.

Central Park on Legend of the Seas

Whether that’s a good or bad thing will depend entirely on what you want from a cruise. If your favourite thing is sitting somewhere quiet and watching the ocean go past, there are other ships I’d choose first.

Likewise, if you want sea views every time you sit down for lunch, Legend isn’t necessarily the best fit. But if you want to wake up every morning wondering which of 50 different things you’re going to do first, that’s where this ship makes far more sense.

AquaDome on Legend of the Seas

One of my favourite quieter places was the AquaDome at the front of the ship. During the daytime, it was often incredibly peaceful and became one of my favourite places to relax. Then, in the evening, it completely transforms…

The Entertainment Is Some Of The Best I’ve Seen At Sea

The AquaTheater performances inside the AquaDome are absolutely incredible, with divers launching themselves from high above the pool.

Then there’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory on Legend of the Seas

This wasn’t just my favourite show on the cruise. It’s one of the best shows I’ve ever seen at sea, and probably one of the best I’ve seen anywhere. I’ve seen quite a few by now, so that’s high praise!

The ice skating production is brilliant too, and having skated on the same rink ourselves earlier in the cruise really makes you appreciate how talented the performers are.

Ice rink performance on Legend of the Seas

Legend of the Seas also has an America’s Got Talent show featuring performers connected with the TV series, which was excellent.

The biggest compliment I can give the entertainment is that I’d already seen all of these shows on my previous Legend cruise… and I went back to watch them all again.

There wasn’t a single one where I thought, “I’ve seen that already, I’ll do something else.”

Singer performance on Legend of the Seas

And remember all those unavailable reservations when we first boarded? They weren’t a problem at all. The shows themselves were never completely full. People reserve seats and then don’t turn up, so even if the app says something is fully booked, I’d still go to the venue and ask.

We got into everything we wanted.

Our Balcony Cabin Worked Well For Four

We stayed in a traditional ocean-view balcony cabin with a proper outside balcony rather than an Infinite Balcony where the window lowers.

I’ve stayed in Royal Caribbean cabins overlooking the inside of the ship before, but personally I prefer being able to step outside and see the sea.

Balcony Stateroom on Legend of the Seas

Now, I’ve got to be honest: for four people, the cabin wasn’t enormous. The sofa converted into a double bed for the children, which I don’t think is ideal. I really don’t understand why Royal Caribbean seems to prefer double sofa beds over bunks in so many family cabins, because two children sharing a bed isn’t always practical.

Our cabin steward left the sofa bed made up throughout the cruise, which reduced the floor space quite a bit. I’m sure he would have folded it away each morning if we’d asked, but we didn’t really want to make extra work for him.

Towel Animal Squid on Legend of the Seas

He did make some excellent towel animals, though!

Most importantly, the cabin was incredibly quiet. That’s worth checking before you book because on my previous Legend cruise, I’d stayed directly underneath Crown’s Edge and could regularly hear people screaming as they went past above the cabin.

A quick look at the deck plans before choosing your room can make a big difference.

We Barely Got Off The Ship

Probably the most unusual thing about our cruise was that we hardly went ashore, and for the most part that was by design.

Family relaxing in AquaDome on Legend of the Seas

Normally, if I’m sailing around the Mediterranean, I want to explore the destinations. That’s a huge part of the appeal.

But on this cruise, every time we arrived in port it felt like we had to make a choice: do we go out and explore, or stay on the enormous ship we’ve paid all this money to experience? Most days, we stayed, and it was brilliant.

Swim and Tonic bar on Legend of the Seas

The activities were quieter, the pools were calmer and we could make much better use of everything while thousands of other guests were ashore.

On one day, we did use the tender boats and I was impressed by how easy the process was. You could reserve a tender time through the app if you needed to get off at a specific time, but there was still plenty of availability on the morning itself.

Tender boat Legend of the Seas

I would say that, if visiting as many different destinations as possible is the most important part of your holiday, Legend of the Seas probably wouldn’t be my first choice.

There’s nothing wrong with the itinerary, to be clear. It just feels slightly wasteful to pay so much for a ship like this and then spend most of your days away from it. For me, Legend makes much more sense when the ship itself is the destination.

So, Did 9,700 People Feel Like Too Many?

For most of the week, I kept waiting for the moment when I’d decide that Legend of the Seas was simply too crowded, and it never really came.

The sun lounger situation was annoying, and the water slide closures were disappointing. Royal Caribbean definitely needs to get that sorted because running two slides in a water park designed for six creates annoying queues.

The Hideaway on Legend of the Seas

There were occasional moments when it was obvious that thousands and thousands of other people were on board. But those moments were the exception.

We never struggled to find somewhere to sit, didn’t spend ages waiting for elevators and the kids were never turned away from Adventure Ocean. We managed almost every activity we wanted to do without long queues and saw every show we wanted.

Even on our only sea day, the ship never felt uncomfortably busy, and there were actually several occasions where we looked around and asked, “Where is everyone?”

That’s probably the most impressive thing about Legend of the Seas. Royal Caribbean hasn’t just built an enormous ship and filled it with thousands of people. It’s built enough different places for those people to spread themselves around.

We had a fantastic week, and I was genuinely sad to get off.

I’ve now sailed on Legend of the Seas twice. Would I pay to sail on her for a third time? Absolutely.

I do want to try one of their smallest ships though, to compare…

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11 HUGE Changes Coming to P&O Cruises

P&O Cruises passengers are about to notice some pretty major changes – and one of them has already caused outrage among loyal cruisers. At least, as close to “outrage” as British cruisers tend to get. Maybe it’s better to say they’re miffed?

Regardless – some of these changes feel long overdue, but as for others? Not everyone’s convinced.

Here’s a look at everything we know is changing, as well as speculation on something people have been asking for for a long time.

1. Children Will Be Allowed on Adult-Only Ships

For decades, Arcadia and Aurora have been known as the line’s quieter, adult-only ships. They’ve attracted loyal passengers who specifically wanted a calmer atmosphere away from the family entertainment and busy pool decks found on larger ships like Arvia and Iona.

P&O Cruises Aurora

But from late 2026, that changes.

P&O Cruises has confirmed that selected sailings on both ships will welcome children and families during peak holiday periods, including Christmas and summer holidays. In total, 20 cruises between December 2026 and September 2027 will become family-friendly.

I’ve booked myself and the kids on the first family-friendly sailing on Aurora in December, so I’ll let you know how that goes.

The cruise line says the move reflects growing demand for multi-generational travel, with more families wanting grandparents, parents and children to holiday together onboard.

Reaction from regular cruisers has been mixed. Some passengers think it’s a sensible way to open up more family cruise options from Southampton, while others worry it risks changing what makes Arcadia and Aurora special in the first place.

P&O Cruises Arcadia

Importantly, both ships will still remain adult-only for most of the year. But it’s still a major shift for two ships that many passengers thought would never welcome children again.

Read more: P&O Cruises Opens Arcadia and Aurora to Families

2. Iona is moving to the Caribbean and Britannia is staying in Southampton

There’s a pretty major shake-up coming to where two of P&O Cruises’ biggest ships spend the winter.

From October 2027, Iona will head to the Caribbean for her first full winter season there, joining sister ship Arvia and operating 14-night fly-cruises until April 2028.

Arvia and Iona
Photographer credit: Christopher Ison

Guests will be able to fly out and join Iona in Barbados, Antigua or St Kitts, with St Kitts being added as a new turnaround port for the season.

That’s quite a change for a ship that has spent her winters sailing from Southampton since she launched. And it means P&O Cruises will have its two newest and largest ships operating side-by-side in the Caribbean.

But while Iona heads for warmer weather, Britannia is doing the opposite.

For the first time since she launched in 2015, Britannia will be based in Southampton all year round. Her winter programme includes cruises to the Canary Islands and Mediterranean, as well as much longer no-fly Caribbean sailings for anyone who likes the idea of escaping the British winter without having to get on a plane.

It’s a fairly significant reshuffle. Britannia has traditionally been one of P&O Cruises’ main Caribbean fly-cruise ships, but that role is increasingly being handed over to the much newer Iona and Arvia.

For UK cruisers, though, it also means even more choice from Southampton throughout the winter – and the option to sail on one of P&O’s most popular family ships without flying.

3. There Are New Cabins That Sleep Five

P&O Cruises has now made cruising with three children considerably easier by introducing 50 new five-berth cabins across Iona, Arvia and Britannia.

5 berth cabin P&O

There are 23 Conservatory Mini-suites on Iona and 15 on Arvia that can now sleep five, along with 12 Superior Deluxe Balcony cabins on Britannia.

Depending on the cabin layout, they include a fixed double bed, a double sofa bed and a pull-down berth, allowing two adults and three children to stay together in the same cabin.

The new options began appearing on sailings in July 2026, just in time for the summer school holidays.

It might seem like quite a small change when you consider the size of the ships, and with only 50 cabins available they could certainly sell quickly during school holidays. But for families with three children, it makes a huge difference.

Read more: P&O Cruises To Offer Five-Berth Cabins

4. Introduction of New All Inclusive Packages

For years, P&O Cruises built its reputation around quality cruising with affordable fares, with optional extras added later. That’s now changing in a pretty big way.

From 2026, P&O Cruises is introducing its first-ever all inclusive packages, bundling together drinks, WiFi and speciality dining into one upfront price. It’s a move that brings the line closer to rivals that already push more “holiday budget locked in” pricing.

Iona gin

There are two tiers available – Classic and Deluxe. Both include drinks packages, internet access and dining credit to spend in venues like Sindhu and Epicurean. The Deluxe option adds upgraded drinks and faster WiFi suitable for streaming and video calls, with extra speciality dining credit to spend too.

Prices start from £49 per person per day, and P&O says guests could save more than 30% compared to paying separately onboard.

It’s a huge change for the cruise line, but it shows how more and more people are enjoying the option to book their cruise and have everything paid for in advance, rather than the worries about having a large bill to settle at the end of the cruise.

Wifi receivers lined up on a cruise ship to provide internet on cruisers.

Of course, it’s still optional. Ultimately it means more flexibility for cruisers, as guests have the choice of paying individually for what they’ll use or saving money with a pre-bought bundle. So this is definitely a good thing.

Read more: P&O Cruises Launches New All-Inclusive Packages

But not everyone thinks the next one is good…

5. Ventura’s Big Refit in 2026

Ventura has always been one of P&O Cruises’ most popular ships, and after her huge 2026 refit, she’s looking much fresher and far more modern.

The refurbishment touched almost every corner of the ship, from cabins and restaurants to bars, theatres and pool decks. P&O has clearly tried to give Ventura a more contemporary feel without completely losing the ship’s familiar personality.

Ventura Waterside Buffet

Cabins received updated carpets, curtains, lighting and furnishings, while public areas were refreshed with new colour schemes, fabrics and flooring. Restaurants including Sindhu, Bay Tree and Saffron all received redesigns, alongside upgraded bars like Red Bar, Havana and Metropolis.

There are practical changes too. The spa now includes a Japanese head spa experience first seen on Iona, the retail spaces have been revamped, and there are more tables for two in Cinnamon restaurant to improve Freedom Dining flexibility.

Even the arcade has been updated with new games and family attractions.

Ventura Arena Theatre

Rather than radically reinventing Ventura, the refit feels more like P&O making sure one of its most-loved ships can still compete with newer vessels like Arvia and Iona – while keeping the layout and atmosphere that regular guests already enjoy.

Read more: These Cruise Ships Are Getting HUGE Upgrades In 2026

6. New Entertainment Partnerships With Big Names

P&O Cruises seems to be pushing much harder into celebrity partnerships and branded entertainment experiences, and it’s a noticeable change from the more traditional cruise entertainment many passengers will remember.

Jason Manford

One of the biggest new additions is a partnership with comedian Jason Manford, who is bringing his touring Manford’s Comedy Club concept onboard selected Arvia and Iona sailings in 2026. Across 35 cruises, guests will be able to watch intimate comedy performances in the Limelight Club, with comedians personally selected by Manford himself.

Read more: Jason Manford To Bring Comedy Club Experience To Sea With P&O Cruises

Another big name joining the line-up is Stephen Mulhern, who took up a summer residency in Iona’s Limelight Club in 2026. His new Live & Unbelievable! show combined close-up magic, illusions and audience participation, with Mulhern performing on four nights across three selected sailings. He also hosted family-friendly magic workshops on sea days, where passengers could actually learn some of the tricks themselves.

Alongside Jason Manford and Pete Tong, it’s another sign that P&O Cruises is putting much more emphasis on recognisable names and exclusive entertainment experiences that you wouldn’t necessarily expect to find on a traditional cruise.

Rather than relying purely on traditional theatre shows and tribute acts, P&O Cruises increasingly seems to want moments that feel exclusive and social media-worthy – the sort of thing passengers specifically book a cruise to experience.

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7. Higher Drinks Prices

Cruise passengers probably won’t be shocked to hear that drinks prices are rising again onboard P&O Cruises, although the increases are fairly modest compared to some rivals.

A pint of beer has gone up from £5.95 to £6.50, cocktails are now typically around £9, and even soft drinks, bottled water and speciality coffees have edged up slightly. It’s one of those changes where most prices only move by a few pence here and there, but over a two-week cruise the total can definitely add up.

Child with drink on Iona

That said, P&O Cruises still sits in a relatively reasonable position compared with some premium cruise lines where cocktails can easily hit double figures and drinks packages cost substantially more.

The timing is interesting too because it comes shortly after P&O Cruises introduced its first-ever all inclusive packages. In many ways, the two changes go hand in hand. As onboard prices gradually creep up, the all inclusive bundles suddenly start looking more attractive for guests who regularly buy cocktails, coffees, wine and WiFi.

For passengers who only enjoy the occasional drink, the increases probably won’t feel dramatic. But for regular cruisers who know the old prices almost by heart, it’s another reminder that cruise holidays definitely aren’t immune from rising costs anymore.

Read more: P&O Cruises Updates Drinks Prices Across Its Fleet

8. Crackdown on Sun Lounger Hogs

Few things divide cruise passengers faster than the great sun lounger debate.

You know the scene. It’s barely 7am, half the loungers already have towels clipped to them, and somehow nobody actually appears to be using them. Hours later, the same empty chairs are still “reserved” while other passengers wander the deck searching for somewhere to sit.

Now P&O Cruises seems to be taking a firmer approach.

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Passengers on recent sailings have spotted new warning covers placed over loungers reminding guests not to leave them unattended for more than 30 minutes. The message warns that belongings may be removed and taken to a designated collection point if loungers are left unused for too long.

The move has largely been welcomed by passengers frustrated with towel reserving, particularly during busy Caribbean and Mediterranean cruises where sea days can turn pool decks into a competitive sport.

Not everyone agrees with the exact timing though. Some guests think 30 minutes is too strict, especially for families grabbing lunch or queueing for drinks.

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Still, it’s clear P&O Cruises wants to be seen actively dealing with one of cruising’s longest-running holiday annoyances – and judging by guest reactions online, plenty of people are happy to see it finally being enforced properly.

Read more: P&O Cruises Introduces New Sun Lounger Covers Warning Guests Against Reserving Beds

9. Biggest Ever Summer Programme for 2028

P&O Cruises is going big for 2028 – really big.

The cruise line has launched its largest-ever summer season, with a huge 215 cruises now on sale across the fleet. It’s a clear sign that demand for cruising from the UK is still booming, especially for passengers who want to sail from Southampton without the hassle of flying.

Norwegian Fjords

The programme covers 121 destinations across 29 countries, ranging from quick European getaways to longer cruises to the USA, Canada and Iceland. But once again, Norwegian fjords cruises are right at the heart of the schedule, with P&O clearly doubling down on one of its most popular destinations.

There are also more weekend departures than before, including Friday sailings designed to make shorter breaks easier for UK guests. And P&O is putting a bigger emphasis on longer port stays too, with dozens of overnight calls and late-evening departures planned across the season.

One of the more interesting additions is a new Arvia itinerary combining Spain, France and the Norwegian fjords in one sailing – not exactly the most obvious mix, but definitely something different.

Overall, the message is pretty clear. P&O Cruises is leaning heavily into flexible Southampton departures, varied cruise lengths and destination-heavy itineraries as it looks to keep attracting both loyal cruisers and newer passengers.

Read more: P&O Cruises Unveils Biggest Ever Summer Season With 215 Cruises For 2028

10. Final Payment Deadline Changes

One small change could catch some cruise passengers out if they aren’t paying attention.

P&O Cruises is moving its final payment deadline further forward for new bookings, meaning some guests will now need to pay the balance of their cruise four months before sailing instead of three.

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The updated policy applies to bookings made from March 2026 onwards for cruises departing from December 2026. Existing bookings won’t be affected, but anyone booking future sailings under the new rules will need to settle their balance 120 days before departure rather than the previous 90-day deadline.

It might not sound like a huge difference at first, but for families booking expensive summer cruises, that extra month could make budgeting feel noticeably tighter.

From P&O’s perspective, though, the move makes complete sense. Earlier payments reduce the risk of late cancellations and give the cruise line more time to resell cabins if plans change. It also brings P&O more in line with several other cruise brands that already use longer payment windows.

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For passengers, it’s mostly just something to be aware of. Cruise booking timelines are gradually changing across the industry, and this is another example of cruise lines trying to lock in bookings and revenue earlier than before.

Read more: P&O Cruises Extends Final Payment Deadline To 120 Days For Future Sailings

11. P&O Cruises Could Finally Launch a Proper App

This one hasn’t officially been announced yet, so I’m putting it firmly in the “watch this space” category. But there’s now some pretty convincing evidence that P&O Cruises has been working towards a proper downloadable app.

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At the moment, passengers have two separate online systems. My P&O Cruises is used before you sail for things like checking in, downloading boarding passes and booking extras, while My Holiday takes over once you’re onboard.

My Holiday does quite a lot. You can use it to check your onboard account, book dining and entertainment, join virtual queues, browse menus and organise your plans for the cruise. But it isn’t really an app in the way most passengers would understand one.

It’s actually a web app that you open in Safari or Chrome once you’re connected to the ship’s WiFi. There’s nothing to download from the App Store or Google Play, and much of the functionality only becomes available once you’re onboard.

That’s quite different from cruise lines such as Royal Caribbean, MSC and Princess, where passengers can download an app before their holiday and use it throughout the whole journey.

A woman wearing sunglasses and a yellow cardigan relaxes on a cruise ship deck, using her phone. She is seated in a lounge chair with a cup of coffee on a table beside her, enjoying a sunny day at sea.

But here’s where things get interesting…

Carnival UK, the company behind P&O Cruises, has previously worked with digital product agency Loomery to build a pilot app specifically for P&O Cruises.

According to Loomery, the prototype was designed to help passengers before and during their holiday, with features covering what to do before travelling, packing information, onboard restaurants and entertainment, getting settled once onboard and navigating the ship.

The company said it built the working pilot in just four weeks and that it was ready to be tested with passengers onboard Arvia.

On its own, a prototype doesn’t necessarily mean that a finished app is coming. Companies test digital ideas all the time and plenty never make it any further.

But there’s another, even stronger clue.

A Carnival UK job description for a senior digital role specifically refers to developing the roadmap for “MyHoliday (portal and future app)”.

That’s pretty difficult to interpret as anything other than P&O Cruises having plans, at least internally, for My Holiday eventually to become a proper app.

As of September 2026, P&O Cruises still hasn’t announced a launch date, confirmed exactly what the app would do or said whether the project will definitely reach passengers.

And its own current website still directs guests to the existing browser-based My Holiday platform rather than a downloadable app.

So I certainly wouldn’t say a P&O Cruises app is confirmed.

But this is no longer based purely on passenger rumours either. We know that a working prototype has been built for testing, and Carnival UK’s own recruitment material has explicitly referred to a future My Holiday app.

Considering how far behind P&O Cruises now feels compared with some rivals when it comes to cruise apps, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if this is one of the next big changes we see.

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Final Word

Some of these changes are relatively small on their own. A drinks price increase here, a payment deadline tweak there. But taken together, they paint quite an interesting picture of where P&O Cruises seems to be heading.

The line is clearly trying to modernise while still keeping hold of the traditional cruise atmosphere that so many loyal passengers love. That balancing act won’t always be easy. Introducing all inclusive packages, celebrity entertainment partnerships and more family sailings feels very different to the quieter, more traditional version of P&O Cruises many guests first fell in love with years ago.

At the same time, cruising itself is changing fast. Passengers increasingly expect better technology, more flexible booking options, more choice onboard and experiences that feel a little more unique.

Whether you love the changes or hate them, one thing’s pretty obvious – P&O Cruises in 2028 is likely to look quite different from the P&O Cruises people were sailing with even five years ago.

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Pelican Plunge Temporarily Shuttered For Necessary Maintenance Work

Disney Cruise Line has temporarily closed Pelican Plunge, the popular floating waterslide platform on Castaway Cay, for essential refurbishment work. The cruise line has not announced a specific reopening date for the attraction, which features two twisting waterslides and remains a favourite among families visiting the private Bahamian island.

Disney Cruise Line began notifying guests in late August 2026 about the temporary closure of Pelican Plunge, one of the most beloved water attractions on Castaway Cay. The notification, shared on social media on Sunday, 23rd August 2026, confirmed the closure would extend over several weeks whilst necessary refurbishments are completed.

“While the Pelican Plunge water slide is closed over the coming weeks due to necessary refurbishments, there is lots to see and do!” the official notification read. “The water play structure in the swimming lagoon and Spring-A-Leak are open for your enjoyment, as well as onboard water slides that may be available.”

The cruise line has not disclosed the precise date when Pelican Plunge first closed, nor has it provided a definitive timeline for when guests can expect the attraction to reopen. This lack of specific information has left some families uncertain about whether their upcoming sailings will include access to this popular feature.

Understanding The Scope Of Required Maintenance

Disney Cruise Line has remained tight-lipped about the specific nature of the refurbishments being undertaken at Pelican Plunge. However, industry standards for waterslide maintenance provide insight into what may be required for such an attraction.

All waterslides, whether on ships or at shore-side facilities, require regular maintenance to ensure they remain safe and comfortable for guests. The gel coating on waterslides deteriorates over time due to constant exposure to saltwater, sun, and friction from thousands of riders, necessitating periodic reapplication to prevent rough patches that could cause discomfort or injury.

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Additionally, the water pumps that power the slides’ water flow systems require routine servicing to maintain proper function. The floating platform itself may need structural work, including flooring repairs, anchor system maintenance, or updates to safety features. Given Castaway Cay’s exposure to tropical weather conditions, including hurricanes and tropical storms during the Atlantic hurricane season, regular inspections and repairs are essential to maintain the attraction’s structural integrity.

Alternative Water Activities Remain Available During Closure

Whilst Pelican Plunge undergoes refurbishment, Disney Cruise Line has emphasised that numerous water activities remain available to guests visiting Castaway Cay. A smaller water play structure continues to operate in the southern swimming lagoon, though it lacks the waterslides that make Pelican Plunge such a draw.

Guests can still enjoy swimming in the crystal-clear Bahamian waters that surround the island. The swimming lagoons are protected areas with calm waters suitable for all ages and swimming abilities.

Castaway Cay also offers an extensive array of port adventures that include snorkelling experiences amongst tropical fish and coral formations, banana boat rides that provide thrilling water fun, kayaking excursions, paddleboarding, parasailing, and various other water sports and beach activities. These options ensure that families still have plenty of entertainment choices despite the temporary loss of Pelican Plunge.

Spring-A-Leak, another water play area on the island, remains fully operational and provides younger children with age-appropriate water fun in a safe environment.

Onboard Waterslides Provide Additional Options

Disney Cruise Line’s fleet features various waterslide options aboard its ships, providing guests with alternatives when Pelican Plunge is unavailable. The variety and sophistication of these onboard attractions have evolved significantly as Disney has expanded its cruise fleet.

Disney Magic, the cruise line’s first ship launched in 1998, features the AquaDunk, a thrilling vertical drop slide that sends riders plunging through a translucent tube that extends over the side of the ship. Disney Dream and Disney Fantasy, the line’s Dream-class vessels, boast the AquaDuck, a water coaster that spans multiple decks and provides an exhilarating ride experience.

The newest additions to the Disney Cruise Line fleet – Disney Wish, which debuted in 2022, Disney Treasure, which launched in 2024, and Disney Destiny, scheduled to enter service in November 2025 – feature the innovative AquaMouse. This attraction represents the first Disney attraction at sea inspired by Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse, combining water slide thrills with animated storytelling projected inside the translucent tubes.

These onboard options mean that waterslide enthusiasts aren’t entirely without options during their cruise, even whilst Pelican Plunge remains closed for refurbishment. However, the unique experience of riding outdoor waterslides on a private island cannot be fully replicated by shipboard attractions.

Details About The Pelican Plunge Attraction

Pelican Plunge serves as a floating activity platform anchored off the northernmost of Castaway Cay’s two family beaches. The attraction is positioned near the jutting spur of the Heads Up bar, which curves around the platform, and is most easily accessed from the Pelican Point tram stop.

The platform features two distinct twisting waterslides – one open-air slide that allows riders to enjoy the sunshine and sea views, and one enclosed tube slide that provides a different sensory experience. Both slides deliver riders directly into the swimming lagoon below.

Beyond the waterslides themselves, Pelican Plunge includes several interactive water features that enhance the experience. A large water dump bucket periodically tips over, dousing those below with a refreshing cascade. Water guns mounted on the platform allow guests to shoot at nearby targets, adding an element of playful competition.

The theming throughout Pelican Plunge reflects Disney’s attention to detail, with whimsical nautical elements including fishing nets, colourful buoys, weathered barrels, a life ring shaped like Mickey Mouse’s iconic ears, and naturally, pelican figures that give the attraction its name. These touches create an immersive environment that feels authentically beach-themed whilst maintaining Disney’s signature character.

Access to Pelican Plunge requires swimming ability, as there is no walkway or bridge to the floating platform. Guests must swim through the lagoon to reach it, which adds to the adventure but also means that confident swimming skills are necessary.

The attraction enforces a height requirement of at least 38 inches for safety reasons, ensuring that riders are large enough to safely navigate the slides’ twists and turns.

How Castaway Cay Compares To Other Private Islands

How Castaway Cay Compares To Other Private Islands

The temporary closure of Pelican Plunge highlights a significant difference between Disney Cruise Line’s private island offerings and those of competing cruise lines, particularly regarding waterslide amenities. Whilst Castaway Cay excels in many areas, including pristine beaches, excellent dining options, and immersive theming, it lacks the extensive waterpark facilities found on some rival private destinations.

Royal Caribbean’s Perfect Day at CocoCay, located in the Bahamas, features Thrill Waterpark, which boasts an impressive 14 waterslides, including Daredevil’s Peak, the tallest waterslide in North America at 135 feet. The island also includes a wave pool, a freshwater pool, and numerous other water attractions that have made it a major draw for Royal Caribbean guests.

Norwegian Cruise Line’s Great Stirrup Cay recently underwent a major expansion with the addition of Great Tides Waterpark, scheduled to welcome its first guests on 4th September 2026, with a port visit from Norwegian Luna. This facility features multiple waterslides, a rapid river attraction, cliff jumping platforms, and other water-based entertainment options that significantly enhance the island’s appeal.

These larger waterpark facilities typically charge entrance fees, sometimes substantial ones, to access the premium attractions. Perfect Day at CocoCay’s Thrill Waterpark, for example, requires separate admission beyond the basic island access.

In contrast, Pelican Plunge remains completely complimentary for all Disney Cruise Line guests visiting Castaway Cay, with no additional fees required to enjoy the waterslides and platform features. This inclusive approach aligns with Disney Cruise Line’s philosophy of providing value through complimentary experiences rather than charging for individual attractions.

Passenger Sentiment And Holiday Planning Concerns

The closure of Pelican Plunge has generated discussion amongst Disney Cruise Line passengers, particularly families who specifically chose sailings with Castaway Cay port calls to enjoy this attraction. Many parents view the waterslides as a highlight that keeps children entertained for hours, making the temporary closure a notable disappointment.

Social media responses to the closure announcement have been mixed. Whilst most guests express understanding that maintenance is necessary for safety and long-term enjoyment, some have voiced frustration about the lack of advance notice and the absence of a concrete reopening date.

Families with bookings in the coming weeks face uncertainty about whether Pelican Plunge will be operational during their visit. This situation is particularly challenging for those who have already paid deposits or full balances for their cruises and may have highlighted the attraction when discussing the holiday with children.

Some cruise industry observers have noted that the closure announcement came relatively late in the summer season, when many families have already committed to their holiday plans. Earlier notification would have allowed guests to adjust expectations or potentially modify bookings if the waterslides were a crucial factor in their decision-making process.

Despite these concerns, most Disney Cruise Line loyalists recognise that proper maintenance ensures the attraction will continue providing safe enjoyment for years to come. The cruise line’s reputation for maintaining high standards generally engenders patience from its devoted customer base.

Looking Ahead To Castaway Cay’s Future Development

Looking Ahead To Castaway Cay's Future Development

The refurbishment of Pelican Plunge occurs against a backdrop of broader developments in Disney Cruise Line’s private island portfolio. The cruise line has announced plans for Lookout Cay at Lighthouse Point, a new private destination on the Bahamian island of Eleuthera, scheduled to begin welcoming guests in 2025.

This new destination will provide Disney Cruise Line with a second private island option in the Bahamas, potentially alleviating pressure on Castaway Cay and allowing for more extensive refurbishment projects without significantly impacting guest experiences. Lookout Cay at Lighthouse Point is being developed with sustainability as a core principle, incorporating environmentally responsible design and operations.

Industry analysts suggest that Disney may be evaluating whether to expand water attractions at its private destinations in response to the competitive landscape created by Royal Caribbean and Norwegian’s investment in elaborate waterparks. However, Disney Cruise Line has historically taken a different approach, focusing on immersive theming, character experiences, and family-friendly activities rather than competing solely on the scale of attractions.

The refurbishment of Pelican Plunge may represent routine maintenance rather than a precursor to major changes, but it does demonstrate Disney’s commitment to maintaining existing facilities to high standards. The cruise line’s significant investment in its expanding fleet – with three new ships delivered or scheduled between 2022 and 2025 – shows that the company continues to prioritise growth and quality across all aspects of its offerings.

As Disney Cruise Line continues to expand, with additional ships planned beyond Disney Destiny, the company will likely face ongoing decisions about how to enhance its private island experiences to meet evolving guest expectations whilst maintaining the distinctive character that sets its destinations apart from competitors.

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Why More Caribbean Cruisers Are Extending Their Trip On Land

Many cruise passengers are now adding hotel stays before or after their sailing, giving them extra time in departure ports and Caribbean destinations. Major cruise hubs such as Miami and San Juan make it relatively easy to add a few days on land around a scheduled sailing. Arriving a day or two before embarkation can also reduce the risk of a flight delay that would cause a missed departure.

This approach gives cruisers more time to explore a destination beyond a single port call. An independent hotel or villa stay before or after the sailing also allows more freedom to set the pace and plan activities around personal interests. Flights, transfers, and accommodation still need to line up with embarkation times, but a little planning can make the transition between land and sea much smoother.

Multi-Island Caribbean Itineraries Are Becoming the Norm

Caribbean cruise routes can fit several port calls into standard seven- and ten-day sailings. Some Southern Caribbean itineraries departing from San Juan visit five destinations within a single week, with port combinations varying by sailing. Current routes can include stops such as St. Thomas, St. Maarten, Antigua, Dominica, and other islands across the region.

Cruise lines can fit these port-heavy schedules together by sailing between nearby islands overnight. When comparing options for Caribbean cruises this season, it helps to check how many port days are scheduled back-to-back. Several port calls in a row can make planning useful, especially when shore excursions start early or involve longer transfers.

Booking two back-to-back Caribbean itineraries can create a fourteen-day trip covering different parts of the region. Adding a land stay before or after the sailings also gives cruisers more time in the embarkation city without trying to fit everything around a cruise-day schedule.

The Ports Where Ships Spend the Most Time Ashore

Port stay duration varies significantly across Caribbean destinations based on itinerary, docking arrangements, and local port operations. San Juan can feature late-evening departures on some sailings, giving passengers extra time to explore Old San Juan after standard excursion hours. Cozumel also appears on itineraries with longer port calls, making full-day mainland excursions to destinations such as Tulum possible.

Other stops require tender boats to shuttle passengers between ship and shore, which can reduce the amount of usable time on land. Grand Cayman is one example, so cruisers should check arrival, departure, and last-tender times when comparing itineraries. Longer calls and occasional overnight stays can be particularly useful for anyone who wants more time ashore.

Extended port hours can change how much of a destination passengers can experience beyond daytime excursions. A ship staying for the evening leaves more time for dinner, independent exploring, or a later return to the gangway. Checking the day-by-day port schedule before booking can help cruisers find itineraries with the amount of shore time they want.

Pre- and Post-Cruise Stays Are Reshaping Trip Planning

Adding pre- or post-cruise land stays changes how travelers budget time and choose accommodations near key embarkation hubs. Cruisers flying into Princess Juliana International Airport in St. Maarten can add a few nights on the island before boarding their ship at Port St. Maarten in Philipsburg. This splits the trip between time onboard and independent exploration on land.

Location matters when selecting accommodations away from the main port area. Cruisers who prefer quieter beach access may look to French-side areas such as Grand Case or Orient Bay. Airport and cruise-terminal transfers are also worth checking when comparing St Martin villas, especially when planning the trip to Philipsburg on embarkation day.

A post-cruise stay can also take some pressure off disembarkation day. Passengers with later flights may be able to leave luggage at their hotel or rental, depending on the property, and spend more time on the island instead of heading straight to the airport.

Why Shoulder-Season Sailings Are Drawing Bigger Crowds

Caribbean shoulder-season sailings can appeal to cruisers looking beyond the traditional winter peak, but these dates shouldn’t automatically be treated as quiet. Pricing and availability vary depending on the ship, itinerary, and departure port, so comparing individual sailings is more useful than assuming these months will always cost less.

Port traffic can also vary by season and sailing date. Popular stops such as Charlotte Amalie in St. Thomas may host several ships on the same day, while other dates have lighter schedules. Cruisers who want more time ashore can check published port schedules when planning excursions, although arrival times and ship calls can change.

Weather is another factor in finding the best time to visit the Caribbean, particularly during autumn sailings. The Atlantic hurricane season runs from June 1 through November 30, with most activity historically occurring from mid-August through mid-October. Cruise lines may reroute ships when tropical systems threaten planned ports, so itinerary flexibility matters more at this time of year.

The Booking Mistakes That Cost Cruisers the Most Time

Flying into an embarkation port on the morning of departure is one of the riskiest logistical choices in cruise planning. Airline delays or baggage problems can leave passengers arriving after the ship’s final boarding time. Cruise lines set their own check-in and boarding deadlines, so cruisers should confirm the exact cutoff for their sailing and leave enough time for unexpected delays.

Miscalculating transit times between airports and cruise terminals can create another tight connection. Miami International Airport sits about nine miles from PortMiami, but traffic and airport processing times can vary considerably. Taxis, rideshares, public transport, and prearranged cruise-line transfers are all available, so the best option depends on arrival time and luggage.

Booking too much into a single port call can also create problems. Independent excursions may run late because of traffic or other delays, and passengers are responsible for returning before the ship’s all-aboard time. Leaving a comfortable buffer after an independent tour reduces the risk of a stressful rush back to the pier.

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Combining a Caribbean cruise with a few days on land can give cruisers more time in the destination while reducing pressure around tight flight connections. A pre-cruise or post-cruise stay also turns travel days into extra time for local restaurants, neighborhoods, beaches, or attractions beyond the port area.

Itinerary choices matter too, from selecting ports with longer stays to comparing shoulder-season sailings. Adding land time before or after the cruise can make the overall trip feel less rushed and give you more flexibility than relying on port calls

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Royal Caribbean Guests Are Being Redirected To MSC’s Terminal At PortMiami

Royal Caribbean passengers sailing from PortMiami may find themselves checking in somewhere unexpected: MSC Cruises’ Terminal AA.

New reporting indicates that some Royal Caribbean guests are again being directed to the MSC-operated facility while work affects normal Royal Caribbean terminal operations at the busy Miami cruise port.

For travelers, the change matters less because of the cruise itself and more because of the logistics on embarkation day. PortMiami has multiple large cruise terminals spread across the port, and arriving at the wrong one can mean extra driving, parking confusion and additional walking with luggage.

PortMiami officially lists Terminal AA at 2200 N. Cruise Blvd. The facility opened in 2025 as MSC Cruises’ new Miami terminal and covers roughly 490,000 square feet across four levels. According to the port, it can accommodate up to three ships and process up to 36,000 passengers in a single day.

Royal Caribbean’s familiar Terminal A, known as the “Crown of Miami,” is nearby at 2000 N. Cruise Blvd. It opened in 2018 and remains one of Royal Caribbean’s signature homeport facilities.

Royal Caribbean also advises passengers on its own Miami directions page to follow signage to the terminal assigned to their sailing, as terminal locations can change.

That advice is particularly important during temporary terminal swaps. Guests should rely on the terminal information shown in their current cruise documents, Royal Caribbean app notifications, and any pre-cruise email rather than assuming they will automatically use Terminal A.

Parking can also be different depending on the terminal assignment. PortMiami operates separate garages for Terminal AA and Terminal A, so drivers should confirm the correct garage before entering the port.

The temporary use of MSC’s terminal is not unprecedented. Freedom of the Seas has previously used Terminal AA when berth availability or Royal Caribbean terminal construction required ships to be repositioned within PortMiami.

What is not yet clear is how many upcoming Royal Caribbean sailings will be affected by the latest arrangement or how long the temporary terminal sharing will continue. Cruise Addicts is treating those details as developing until Royal Caribbean or PortMiami provides additional confirmation.

For passengers with an upcoming Miami departure, the simplest advice is to check the terminal listed in your cruise documents shortly before leaving for the port and follow current roadside signage once on Dodge Island.

With PortMiami handling millions of cruise passengers each year and several major terminal projects underway, occasional berth and terminal adjustments are likely to remain part of the embarkation-day picture.

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8 New Royal Caribbean Cruise Tips I Learned On My 15th Sailing

The best part of being a travel writer is traveling—and because my favorite way to travel is by sea, I’ve been lucky enough to do plenty of it. But even after 15 cruises with Royal Caribbean, I’m still learning something new every time.

That’s one of the things I love most about cruising. No matter how many times you sail, every ship, every itinerary and every vacation brings a new experience.

On my latest Royal Caribbean cruise, aboard Oasis of the Seas, sailing from Port Liberty in New Jersey on August 2, 2026, I picked up eight cruise tips and tricks that I wish I’d known sooner.

Here’s what I learned:

1. A Royal Beach Club Cabana Makes Sense for a Large Group

Traveling with a large group? Do the math before automatically buying individual admission to Royal Caribbean’s Royal Beach Club Paradise Island.

Admission to the private beach club can range from about $99 to $234 per person, depending on the season and how far in advance you book. But for our group of 10, a private cabana cost $1,200—making it surprisingly competitive with individual tickets.

And the cabana came with plenty of perks: a swing, couches, chaises, a refrigerator, hors d’oeuvres, fresh fruit, healthy snacks, beer and soft drinks, plus an upscale menu. And oh, that view! 

Best of all, we had our own server who took our orders and delivered everything. No waiting in line in the heat. 

The takeaway: If you’re traveling with a group, compare the cost of individual admission with a cabana. The cabana may be a better value—and a lot more fun.

2. Don’t Rush Off the Ship When Everyone Else Does

With two mega-ships in Nassau, our group thought we had a brilliant plan: Get off Oasis of the Seas as early as possible to beat the crowds heading to the Royal Beach Club.

It didn’t work.

It took us about an hour to disembark and board one of the tenders. Then, while we sat waiting for our tender to leave the dock, we watched other passengers simply walk right up and board.

The takeaway: Sometimes the best cruise strategy is to wait. If you head for the gangway at noon instead of joining the initial rush, you may end up on the same shuttle as the people who spent an hour fighting their way into crowded elevators at 11 a.m.

3. Royal Caribbean Knows How to Handle Medical Emergencies

No one wants to think about a medical emergency on vacation, but cruise ships are equipped to respond when something goes wrong.

On our return to New Jersey, we experienced not one but two separate medical emergencies. 

The ship increased speed to quickly reach Atlantic City, where a helicopter met us to transport the patients to a hospital.

It was a powerful reminder that cruise itineraries can change quickly when there is a medical emergency—and that cruise lines have procedures in place to get passengers the care they need.

The takeaway: Travel insurance and understanding your cruise line’s medical and emergency procedures are important, even if you never expect to need them. 

4. Don’t Like a Firm Cruise Ship Mattress? Just Ask 

Yes, Royal Caribbean’s mattresses can be very firm. But if that’s not to your liking, look underneath the bed. You may find a mattress topper already there.

If not, just ask your room steward to bring you one. Or two.

(And, as I already knew, your stateroom attendant also can help with the bed configuration. The beds can be separated into two twin beds or pushed together into a queen-size bed. And if your friends and family are in the next room, he can remove the divider between the balconies so you can all sit outside together.)

The takeaway: Your room steward can often make small changes that make a big difference in your comfort. Just ask.

5. The Splash Zone at Aqua80 Is Exactly What It Sounds Like

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New Royal Caribbean Cruise Tips I Learned on My 15th Sailing (Credit: Cheryl Rosen)

Want to experience Aqua80 from a completely different perspective? Sit in the front-row Splash Zone.

You will get wet. Very wet. But it’s also a lot of fun—and a completely different experience from watching the show from farther back or on a balcony.

Bring a towel and protect anything you don’t want soaked. And take my advice: duck during the finale.

6. Royal Caribbean’s Staff Can Work Magic—If You Ask

One thing that always impresses me about cruising is how accommodating the crew can be.

Our group of 10 arrived at Giovanni’s at 7:00 and asked it would be possible to make an 8:30 show. And Josue came to our rescue, served us family style. (In the end, I didn’t really think Cats was worth the rush. (But our 14-year-old granddaughter who wants to be a vet loved it.)

Our group of 10 arrived at Giovanni’s at 7 p.m., and said we were hoping to make an 8:30 show. Josue serving our meal family-style so we could get through dinner more quickly.

In the end, I didn’t think Cats was worth rushing for—but our 14-year-old granddaughter, who wants to be a veterinarian, absolutely loved it.

The takeaway: Don’t assume the answer is no. Just ask.

7. Find a New Excursion If You’ve Been There Before

Having sailed this itinerary many times, I’ve done every excursion I care to do in Port Canaveral. So this time, we decided to keep things inexpensive and easy.

We just took an Uber a mile down the road to the Holiday Inn Vacation Club. 

For just $45 for the adults and $25 for under 18, we got access to a huge and uncrowded pool, a lazy river, an ocean beach, and—if Florida’s weather turned on us—an indoor movie theater. 

The pool bar serves food and drinks, or you can opt for indoor seating to escape the bees. 

The takeaway: If you’ve done the major Port Canaveral excursions already, consider a nearby resort day pass for an easy and affordable alternative.

8. Use the Free Porter Service When You Leave the Ship

Here’s one cruise tip I should have taken advantage of sooner: Use the porter service at the end of your cruise.

For the price of a tip, porters will take your luggage all the way from the terminal to your car in the parking lot and load it into your trunk.

The takeaway: Best $20 I ever spent.

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The 5 Best Short Party Cruises From the UK

I absolutely LOVE a short cruise from the UK. There’s nothing more fun than getting together a group of friends and letting your hair down with a drink package for the weekend.

And with cruise lines adding more and more themed sailings, there are now party cruises to suit almost every style of traveller.

Before we get into the cruise lines, let me first explain how I’m defining these cruises. A “party cruise” can mean wildly different things depending on the cruise line, sailing length and time of year.

For some people, it’s a wild weekend mini cruise that’s jam-packed with tribute acts, cocktails and late nights in the nightclub. For others, it’s a more chilled party vibe with time in the spa, long romantic dinners and movies under the stars.

Bank holiday sailings, summer weekends and themed music cruises tend to have the liveliest atmosphere onboard. Meanwhile, midweek mini cruises can feel much calmer, even on the same ship.

I’ve done lots of these sailings, and here are some of my favourites…

1. Royal Caribbean

Royal Caribbean offers a handful of short cruises from Southampton each summer. The ships are big, bold, and so much fun!

Southampton sailings are hugely popular for short breaks because there’s so much happening onboard. You’ve got live music venues, cocktail bars, late-night entertainment, casinos and huge indoor venues that stay busy well into the evening.

What makes Royal Caribbean work particularly well for short cruises is the sheer variety. One group might spend the evening in the pub-style bar listening to live guitar music while another heads straight to the nightclub.

The atmosphere is usually lively without feeling overwhelming, especially compared to some American party cruise stereotypes. You’ll probably find a few stag and hen parties onboard though, especially if you criuse over a weekend.

Just be aware they aren’t usually too many short cruises offered. In 2027, there are just five itineraries to choose from on Freedom of the Seas, ranging from two to five nights.

Because sailings are limited, the cruises can be a little on the pricey side, expecially when you factor in gratuities ($18.50 per person per day) and drinks packages.

The drink package is worth getting, but don’t pay full price! The price goes up and down over time, so keep an eye on the app, and you should be able to time it to get a good discount.

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The drinks service is fast and generous. We once sat in the buffet and drank bottomless mimosas from breakfast until lunch! I also love that Royal Carribbean bartenders will bring drinks to the hot tubs – some other cruise lines don’t allow glasses in the pools and hot tubs at all.

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2. MSC Cruises

MSC Cruises is another great option for a cheeky short cruise. And the main advantage you’ll get over Royal Caribbean is the price, with this being a much more affordable optinon. I’ve booked a 2-night MSC Cruise from Southampton for just £99 before.

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It’s not just the ticket price that makes an MSC Cruise so much cheaper. If you sail from the UK you won’t have to pay any gratuities as those are already included.

Your drinks package will also be a fraction of the price. MSC Cruises drinks packages offer fantastic value for money. The issue you may face on a busy cruise, is that the queue at the bar will be quite a bit longer.

Pool Deck MSC Virtuosa

MSC Cruises ships are stunningly beautiful with crystal staircases, huge LED domes in the promenade and gorgeous pool areas. If you have the budget, you can avoid the hustle and bustle and get much better service, by booking a suite in the Yacht Club.

The highlight of any MSC Cruise is the White Party. Most guests do dress up, so it’s worth packing something white to wear.

In 2026, there have been plenty of sailings to choose from onboard MSC Virtuosa. However, in 2027, there’s much less choice. You can choose from a just a handful of cruises onboard MSC Perziosa or MSC Meraviglia.

3. Ambassador Cruise Line

Ambassador Cruise Line has lots of short party cruises to choose from, departing from UK ports such as London Tilbury, Newcastle, Dundee, Portsmouth, Bristol, Belfast and Liverpool.

The sailing range from 1 to 5 nights and have all sorts of themes such as 80s, 90s, Battle of the Bands, or Cricket Legends. There are also lots of short Christmas Markets sailings.

I once sailed at Halloween and was very impressed by how much the ship was decorated and how much effort everyone put into their costumes.

On longer cruises with Ambassador, most guests are firmly in the over 50 age bracket. But I’ve found that these shorter sailings attract a much younger crowd. This is an adults-only cruise line too, so there won’t be any kids to ruin your vibe.

Ambassador Cruise Line is a good option for solo travellers too. So if you like the idea of being seated with other solos at dinner, and then enjoying a fun evening together afterwards, this is the one to go for.

Ambassador silent disco.

You can expect plenty of live music, a silent disco, packed dance floors and plenty of drinks flowing in the bars. The drinks are very reasonably priced and drinks packages are available too.

4. Marella Cruises

Marella Cruises doesn’t sail from the UK, but its short fly-cruises absolutely deserve a place on this list.

The cruise line has built a loyal British following thanks to its relaxed atmosphere, all inclusive fares and fun entertainment style.

Marella Explorer pool night

The best Marella party cruises are the themed ones that they offer. Electric Sunsets is an extremely popular option that runs most years. For 2027 the theme is 80s vs 90s and you can expect a line up that includes Claire Richards from Steps, DJ Sash and Martin Kemp from Spandau Ballet.

Other themed cruises include the Country Rhythms Cruises , which is billed as the ultimate hoe down at sea, as well as a musical theatre-themed sailing called Musical Med-leys.

Everything is bundled together with flights, transfers, drinks and tips all included, which makes it really easy to budget for.

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5. P&O Cruises

P&O Cruises has plenty of short sailings from Southampton, with a choice of adults-only and family-friendly sailings from three to five nights.

Ships like Arvia and Iona have brought a much livelier feel to the line, particularly on short sailings and bank holiday cruises. You’ll find cocktail bars, live entertainment venues, late-night music and plenty of passengers celebrating birthdays or special occasions.

My favourite bar on these ships is the 710 Club, a small bar with live music that was deisgned by pop star Gary Barlow. I was lucky enough to visit the bar to see Gary as he told us all about his vision for thr venue…

P&O still feels distinctly British. The atmosphere is more “big weekend away” than spring break at sea. And I don’t mean British weekend a la a Butlins weekender – it’s still much more upmarket than that sort of atmosphere. The formal nights are fantastic too.

Once onboard, drinks are reasonably priced, although there are no packages available to purchase on cruises under five nights. Gratuities are included, so there’s no surprise bill at the end.

Some of the liveliest short cruises aren’t marketed as party cruises at all.

Themed sailings have become hugely popular in recent years, especially on UK mini cruises. Depending on the cruise line, you’ll find:

  • 80s music weekends
  • Soul and Motown cruises
  • Comedy-themed sailings
  • Tribute act weekends
Country Music Cruise

These cruises often create a much more social atmosphere because passengers are onboard for a shared experience rather than simply taking a short break. Most people who’ve booked have done so because they want to get involved in the theming, and so there’s a real communal atmosphere.

If you want a fun cruise without booking something specifically labelled as a “party cruise”, themed sailings are often the sweet spot.

Read more: The Best Themed Cruises for 2026, 2027 and Beyond

You Don’t Have to Party Non-Stop…

One of the biggest myths about short cruises is that the whole ship turns into one giant nightclub.

That’s not the case though. Again, these aren’t Butlins adults-only weekenders. Cruise ships are designed to offer completely different experiences at the same time. Even on the liveliest sailings, you’ll still find quiet lounges, relaxed restaurants, spa areas and peaceful outdoor decks.

Beneath a striking glass canopy, guests unwind in the tranquil waters of the Solarium on Royal Caribbean's Freedom of the Seas. The pool area offers a serene oasis with panoramic ocean views, capturing the essence of relaxation and luxury at sea.

That’s especially true on larger ships like Royal Caribbean’s and P&O Cruises’ newer vessels, where entertainment is spread across multiple venues.

You can spend one evening watching live music with cocktails and the next relaxing in a quieter bar with barely any noise at all.

So if you like the idea of a fun atmosphere but don’t want a full-on booze cruise, don’t rule out short sailings entirely. Cruises are unusually good at letting passengers choose their own pace.

When To Book a Short Party Cruise

If you want the liveliest atmosphere possible, timing matters almost as much as the cruise line itself.

The busiest party sailings are usually:

  • Bank holiday weekends
  • Summer mini cruises
  • New Year sailings
  • Halloween cruises
  • Themed entertainment cruises

Meanwhile, midweek sailings outside school holidays tend to feel calmer and more relaxed.

Be aware that you can’t pick and choose any date. A lot of the ships that offer short break cruises also offer longer sailings, and so you will need to see what dates are available for a party cruise.

Are Short Party Cruises Worth It?

For plenty of people, absolutely.

Short cruises are often cheaper than a city break once you factor in accommodation, entertainment and food. You unpack once, there’s always something happening onboard and you can turn a simple weekend away into something that feels genuinely different.

Glow party on a cruise

They’re particularly good for:

  • Birthdays
  • Group trips
  • Hen and stag weekends
  • First-time cruisers
  • Couples wanting a quick escape
  • Friends looking for a social break

The key is choosing the right cruise line and setting realistic expectations. Most short cruises are lively and fun rather than wild and chaotic.

My top tip – if you are looking to make the most of your short break, book more adults into a cabin. I’ve done girls’ trips where there have been four of us in one cabin and, honestly, it’s been absolutely fine because we’re spending most of our time outside the room having fun.

The cost of four sharing a cabin can be significantly cheaper than if we split into two cabins so it’s definitely worth looking at that as an option.

Final Word

The best short party cruises from the UK aren’t necessarily the loudest ones.

What makes these sailings work is the mix of atmosphere and flexibility. You can spend the evening dancing in a packed music venue, head to a comedy show, grab late-night pizza or simply find a quiet corner with a drink and watch the sea roll by.

That’s what cruising does better than almost any other type of holiday. Everyone gets to have their own version of a good time.

Whether you want a big-ship weekend packed with nightlife or a themed mini cruise with live music and cocktails, there’s now a short cruise out there that fits the mood perfectly.

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9 Awful Scams Cruisers Need To Know About

You can spend months planning a cruise and still get caught out within minutes of stepping off the ship.

The thing is, cruise passengers are an easy audience for scammers to spot. Sometimes, at least. Think about it – thousands of visitors arrive at once, most are unfamiliar with the local area, and everyone’s trying to make the most of a limited few hours ashore.

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Add in busy terminals, language barriers and the usual holiday excitement, and it’s no surprise that some ports have become hotspots for tourist scams.

Don’t panic – most cruises pass without a single issue, and millions of people explore ports every year without problems. But a little awareness goes a long way…

1. Fake Taxi Drivers And Inflated Fares

This is probably the most common cruise port scam of all, and it happens everywhere from Miami to Barcelona.

Some drivers target cruise passengers specifically because they know travellers are unfamiliar with local fares and often in a hurry to get to the port, airport or a major attraction. The scam varies slightly too – some drivers might refuse to use the meter or claim it’s broken. Others take unnecessarily long routes to inflate the fare, since they think you’re clueless about where you’re going.

Taxi cash

There have also been reports of fake rideshare drivers approaching passengers outside terminals pretending to be official Uber or Lyft drivers. Once luggage is in the car, the fare suddenly jumps – and arguments become difficult when your bags are locked in the boot.

Even legitimate taxis can try their luck. Some passengers have discovered extra zeros added to card machines or “tourist pricing” applied once they realise you’ve arrived from a cruise ship.

Official taxi ranks are always the safest option. If you’re using rideshare apps, only get into the exact vehicle listed in the app and verify the registration plate before you throw your suitcases in the back.

Taxi from Airport to cruise port

It’s also worth researching typical fares in advance. Knowing roughly what a journey should cost makes it much easier to spot when something feels off.

And if you’re worried? Look for someone who works at the port and they’ll be able to give you a hand.

Read more: Taxi Scam Warning For Popular Mediterranean Port

2. Shore Excursion Scams

Independent shore excursions can be fantastic. In many ports, local operators offer smaller groups, lower prices and more personal experiences than cruise line tours.

But not every excursion company is as reliable as it appears online.

Excursion tour

Some passengers have arrived to find overcrowded minibuses, attractions swapped for souvenir stops, or surprise “dock fees” added at the last minute. Others have booked tours that looked professional online, only to discover they were heavily subcontracted once they arrived.

One of the biggest risks is booking with people standing near the pier offering tours on the spot. Genuine local operators do exist, but scammers know cruise passengers are tempted by last-minute deals.

The biggest red flag is pressure. If someone insists you must book immediately because “the last seats are going”, it’s usually better to walk away.

Before sailing, spend a little time checking recent reviews on independent sites and cruise forums. Reliable operators tend to have consistent feedback from multiple cruisers over a long period, rather than a handful of glowing reviews posted within weeks of each other.

A tour guide with a red flag, showing a group of men around a city.

And if you’re booking independently, always keep an eye on return times. The ship won’t wait for late passengers unless the excursion was booked through the cruise line.

I’d always recommend Shore Excursions Group – tons of 5* reviews, a very generous return-to-ship guarantee and they’re very careful about the tour operators they work with.

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3. “Free Gift” And Resort Pass Traps

If someone in a cruise port starts offering free bracelets, free drinks, free beach access or a free spa treatment, there’s usually a catch somewhere. And yes, I know that might sound obviously, but people can forget this when they’re cruising – they’re giddy about being on holiday.

St Lucia beach day

These scams are especially common in Caribbean ports where representatives stand near the terminal promising luxury resort access or VIP beach clubs at “no cost”. What they don’t mention upfront is the lengthy timeshare presentation or aggressive sales pitch attached to the offer.

Other versions are simpler but just as awkward. Someone places a bracelet on your wrist, hands you a “gift”, or starts a friendly demonstration before demanding payment afterwards. The idea is to create social pressure and make tourists feel uncomfortable walking away.

Many people will accept something politely before realising they’ve accidentally started a sales interaction they never wanted.

Hold it scam

The easiest rule is also the simplest: avoid accepting unsolicited freebies from strangers in busy tourist areas. A firm “no” is all that’s needed.

If you genuinely want a resort day pass, book through a reputable operator or directly with the resort itself rather than someone approaching you outside the port gates.

4. Skincare And Beauty Product Scams

This is one of the cruise world’s most talked-about scams, particularly in parts of the Caribbean and the Bahamas.

Passengers are lured into luxury-looking skincare shops with free samples and demonstrations promising dramatic results in minutes.

A lady having a massage

Once inside, the atmosphere can become surprisingly intense. Staff move quickly from friendly demonstrations to high-pressure sales tactics, often steering customers towards eye-wateringly expensive creams, serums or beauty devices.

Some travellers later realise they agreed to spend hundreds – or even thousands – far more quickly than they intended. Others claim the amount charged to their card was significantly higher than expected.

These shops often rely on creating urgency and flattery at the same time. You’ll hear phrases like “today only”, “special cruise guest pricing” or “this product usually sells for much more”.

The products themselves aren’t always fake, but the prices can be wildly inflated compared with what similar items cost elsewhere.

A client having a massage

If you do buy anything, check the amount carefully before paying and never feel pressured into making a quick decision. Any genuine luxury brand should still be there tomorrow.

Also, a quick word of warning – this isn’t just a port-side scam. On rare occasions, people have talked about similar things happening in an onboard spa on a ship.

If that ever does happen, just go straight to Guest Services and let them know.

5. Public Transport And Ticket Scams

Not every scam involves someone directly stealing from you. Some rely on confusion instead.

Cruise passengers using public transport for the first time in a foreign city can easily get caught out by unfamiliar systems, especially in busy European ports.

Train

One well-known example involves ticket validation machines. In some cities, buying the ticket isn’t enough – you also need to validate it onboard or at the station before travel begins. Tourists who miss that step can face hefty fines from inspectors.

There have also been reports of broken validation machines, conflicting instructions from drivers and unofficial “helpers” giving misleading advice.

Most of the time, these situations are legitimate misunderstandings rather than organised scams, so don’t instantly assume the worst. Still, tourists often feel targeted because locals seem to avoid the same penalties.

A person holding up a blue passport with two airplane tickets, focusing on the tickets while the person's face is blurred in the background.

A little preparation helps enormously here. Download official transport apps where possible, check how validation systems work before travelling and keep hold of tickets until the journey is fully complete.

And if someone approaches offering to “help” buy tickets from a machine, be cautious before handing over cash or cards.

6. Pickpocket And Distraction Scams

Crowded cruise ports are ideal environments for pickpockets.

Busy shuttle buses, packed tourist streets and popular attractions create exactly the sort of distractions opportunistic thieves look for. And many scams rely less on stealth and more on confusion.

The image captures a pickpocketing scene where a person in a black hoodie is discreetly stealing a wallet from a woman's purse. The woman, unaware, is carrying a stylish geometric black handbag over her shoulder. The background suggests an outdoor setting, likely a crowded place such as a street or tourist area, adding a realistic and cautionary element to the scene.

One common tactic is the distraction approach – someone spills something near you, asks you to sign a petition, tries to sell souvenirs aggressively or starts an argument nearby while another person targets bags, wallets or phones.

Another version involves overly helpful strangers offering to give you a hand with luggage on steep streets or station steps.

Mediterranean ports are particularly known for pickpocketing hotspots, especially around major landmarks and public transport hubs, but it can happen anywhere tourists gather in large numbers.

That said, there’s no need to become paranoid. Most visits ashore are completely uneventful.

Simple precautions make a huge difference:

  • keep valuables zipped away
  • avoid carrying large amounts of cash
  • don’t leave phones loose on café tables
  • stay especially aware in crowded areas

The easier target is usually the distracted one.

7. Fake WiFi Networks And QR Codes

Many cruise passengers search for free WiFi almost immediately after leaving the ship, especially if roaming charges are expensive. Scammers know this and sometimes create fake networks with names designed to look official, such as “Port_Free_WiFi” or “Cruise Terminal Guest”.

Free WiFi hotspot

Once connected, travellers may unknowingly enter passwords, payment details or personal information into fake login pages.

QR code scams are also becoming more common. Fraudsters place fake QR code stickers over genuine signs, directing users to cloned payment pages or malicious websites.

These scams can be surprisingly convincing because people naturally trust signage inside ports, cafés and tourist areas.

Using mobile data is generally safer than public WiFi where possible. If you do connect to public networks, avoid logging into banking apps or entering payment details.

And before scanning any QR code, take a second to check whether the sticker looks tampered with or oddly placed over another sign.

8. Fake Visa, ETA And Cruise Booking Websites

As more countries introduce electronic travel authorisations and online visa systems, fake websites have exploded alongside them.

Some sites charge huge “processing fees” for applications that should cost far less. Others are outright phishing scams designed to collect passport details and card information.

This image shows a woman from behind, seated on a colorful beach chair, using a laptop with a screen displaying a travel booking interface for destination, arrival, and departure options. She's on a sandy beach, symbolizing the ease of planning vacations even while enjoying a relaxed beach setting. The setup underscores the convenience of modern digital tools that enable holiday planning from any location.

Cruise passengers can be particularly vulnerable because visa requirements vary by itinerary, and many travellers are rushing to complete forms shortly before departure.

Fake cruise booking websites and phishing emails are also becoming more sophisticated. Some cloned cruise line pages look almost identical to the real thing, especially on mobile devices.

One common tactic involves emails claiming there’s a problem with your booking or payment, urging you to click a link immediately to avoid cancellation.

Visa application

The safest approach is always to access cruise bookings and visa applications directly through official websites rather than links sent by email or social media adverts.

If a site looks rushed, contains spelling mistakes or promises “guaranteed approval”, that’s usually a major warning sign.

Read more: Fraudster Jailed for £400,000 Ponzi-Style Cruise Scam That Left Victims Stranded at Ports

9. Currency Exchange And ATM Scams

Cruise passengers often need quick access to local currency, especially in ports where smaller shops and taxis don’t accept cards.

The bad news? Exchange booths in tourist areas don’t always offer fair deals.

A hand holding several 50 Euro banknotes with blurred casino carpet in the background, indicating recent winnings from a casino on the Costa Smeralda cruise ship.

Some advertise “zero commission” while building huge markups into the exchange rate itself. Others rely on confusion around unfamiliar currencies, particularly when travellers are tired or rushing back towards the ship.

ATM scams are another issue in busy tourist areas. Card skimmers, hidden cameras and distraction tactics still exist in some destinations, particularly around standalone cash machines.

One of the most common tricks isn’t technically a scam at all, but it still catches plenty of travellers out – dynamic currency conversion. That’s when a card machine asks whether you’d prefer to pay in your home currency instead of the local one.

It sounds helpful, but the exchange rate is usually much worse.

Currency exchange in the UK

As a general rule, bank-operated ATMs inside banks are safer than standalone machines in tourist hotspots, and paying in local currency almost always gives a better rate.

What To Do If You Think You’ve Been Scammed

Even careful travellers can get caught out occasionally, so don’t panic if something feels wrong after the fact.

If money has been taken from your card unexpectedly, contact your bank immediately and freeze the card if necessary. Take screenshots, photographs and copies of receipts wherever possible, especially if you need to make an insurance claim later.

A small port police station box ready to respond and serve people

For serious incidents in port, report the issue to local police and let the ship’s guest services or security team know once you’re back onboard. Cruise lines can’t investigate every dispute ashore, but they may be able to advise on local reporting procedures.

Most importantly, don’t let one bad experience overshadow an otherwise brilliant holiday.

A little caution in busy tourist areas is usually all it takes to avoid the vast majority of these scams altogether.

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Final Word

Cruise scams make headlines because they’re frustrating, memorable and often happen when people least expect them. But they’re still the exception rather than the rule.

The vast majority of cruise passengers never experience anything more serious than an overpriced taxi or an overly pushy salesperson ashore. A bit of awareness – and a healthy scepticism towards anything that seems too good to be true – is usually enough to avoid the most common problems.

Cruising remains one of the easiest and most enjoyable ways to see the world. Knowing what to watch out for simply means you can spend less time dealing with hassle in port and more time enjoying the holiday you actually paid for.

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Cruisers Just Can’t Stop Complaining About These Things

Cruisers are a friendly bunch… right up until someone saves six sunbeds with a pair of flip-flops and disappears for three hours.

Common cruise complaints

Spend enough time at sea and you start noticing the little things people do that quietly drive everyone else mad. Some are annoying. Some are baffling. A few should probably be banned altogether, or at least that’s what people will say!

And while nobody likes to admit they complain onboard, cruise passengers can turn almost anything into a heated debate by day three…

1. Chair Hogs at Sunrise

There’s something that’s actually almost impressive about the dedication of cruise chair hogs!

While most passengers are still asleep, these determined early risers are already marching onto the pool deck at dawn, strategically placing towels, books and the occasional lonely flip-flop across an entire row of loungers.

towels on sun loungers

The real frustration isn’t just the saved chairs – it’s that half of them stay empty until lunchtime. Because once they’ve reserved their loungers, those cruisers will nip back to bed, or go enjoy a leisurely breakfast, or even head ashore if the ship’s in port!

Cruise lines constantly threaten crackdowns, but the towel wars continue on practically every sailing. Nothing sparks passive-aggressive muttering faster than watching somebody stroll back to their “reserved” lounger four hours later with zero shame whatsoever.

Suggested read: 11 Ways I Beat Chair Hogs On Cruises

2. People Who Stop Dead in Corridors

Cruise ships somehow turn perfectly normal adults into people who abruptly stop in the middle of walkways like they’ve hit an invisible forcefield.

A long, narrow corridor onboard a cruise ship with patterned blue carpet featuring star motifs, flanked by cabin doors with decorative fish plaques, suggesting a theme that evokes the oceanic environment of the journey.

Maybe they’re checking the daily planner. Maybe they’re deciding where to eat. Maybe they’ve spotted a friend three decks away. Whatever the reason, there’s always somebody causing a human traffic jam outside the buffet entrance.

The problem gets even worse on mega ships where thousands of passengers are all trying to move around at once. Suddenly one family stopping side-by-side becomes the maritime version of a motorway pile-up.

Bonus annoyance points if they stop directly outside an elevator. Those guys are awesome…

3. Buffet Queue Jumpers

Cruise buffets can sometimes feel like fascinating social experiments. Most passengers politely shuffle along, waiting their turn for scrambled eggs or roast potatoes. Then there’s always one person who treats the whole thing like supermarket sweep.

Buffet grumpy man

Queue jumpers appear from nowhere. They squeeze into tiny gaps. They hover awkwardly beside trays waiting for fresh food to arrive before anyone else can grab it.

And somehow, despite buffet layouts being almost identical across cruise lines, there’s always confusion about where the queue actually starts.

I don’t actually mind a queue-jumper if they’re just nipping in for one or two items. After all, the queue for the bacon my stetch right past the mushrooms, so if you just want mushrooms, go for it. As long as you’re respectful and don’t aggressively push in!

4. Loud Balcony Neighbours

Balconies are supposed to be peaceful little private escapes. But there’s often a decent chance your neighbours will treat theirs like an all-night pub garden.

Noisy balcony guests

Some passengers genuinely seem unaware that sound travels incredibly easily between balconies. Conversations, phone calls, music and drunken late-night chats drift straight through the partitions.

Then there are the smokers who technically aren’t supposed to be smoking out there, but somehow think nobody notices. We do notice, though.

The worst offenders are the groups who decide midnight is the perfect time for balcony drinks and storytelling. Lovely for them. Less lovely for the people next door trying to sleep before an early excursion.

Suggested read: 9 Cruise Balcony Mistakes That Could Get You in Serious Trouble

5. The Elevator Standoff

Cruise ship elevators bring out survival instincts nobody knew they had.

A man in a wheelchair, with a concerned expression, is at the forefront of an elevator on a cruise ship, surrounded by other passengers who appear to be ignoring him. The passengers include a woman carrying a bag, an older man in a suit, and several others in the background, all looking away or preoccupied. The scene conveys a sense of neglect and lack of awareness towards the needs of the disabled passenger.

You’ll wait patiently for several minutes watching full lifts arrive one after another while people inside refuse to move an inch away from the buttons. Then finally one arrives with space for three people… and somehow eight still attempt to squeeze in.

There’s also an unwritten battle over whether to wait or simply take the stairs. On sea days especially, elevators become strangely emotional places.

And somehow there’s always one child repeatedly pressing every single deck button while their parents stare into the middle distance pretending not to notice.

One complaint that is definitely justified though – those people who try to cram into an elevator before letting people get off. Just wait 10 seconds!

6. Theatre Seat Savers

Saving one extra theatre seat for your partner? Fair enough.

Saving twelve seats with cardigans, handbags and cocktails while your entire group finishes dinner elsewhere? Straight to cruise jail.

MSC Virtuosa theatre

The pre-show scramble in cruise theatres can get surprisingly intense, especially on newer ships with popular productions, or on ships where the theatres aren’t the biggest. People arrive ridiculously early to claim prime spots, only to defend entire empty rows like security guards.

It becomes even more irritating when late arrivals expect everyone to shuffle around mid-performance so their giant group can sit together. Or worse is when they don’t turn up, leaving the seats empty when others have had to miss out!

Nobody wants to become territorial over seats on holiday. And yet somehow cruise entertainment has a magical ability to turn grown adults feral.

7. Kids Treating the Ship Like a Playground

Most kids onboard are absolutely fine. You barely notice them. Then there are the ones sprinting through corridors at full speed at midnight while slamming cabin doors hard enough to shake neighbouring walls.

A group of joyful children racing towards the Waterworks aqua park on the deck of a Carnival Cruise ship, with clear blue skies above and the expansive ocean in the backdrop, highlighting the thrill and excitement of cruise ship activities for kids.

Cruise ships naturally give children freedom they don’t usually get at home, which is partly why families love cruising. But occasionally that freedom turns into total chaos while exhausted parents quietly give up trying to intervene. Or they just don’t seem to care at all in the first place.

Stairwells become playgrounds. Elevators become amusement rides. Hot tubs become unofficial swimming lessons.

Nobody expects children to sit silently all cruise long. But there’s definitely a line between “having fun” and “running completely wild across Deck 12”.

8. People Using Speakerphone by the Pool

For reasons science may never fully explain, some cruise passengers genuinely believe the entire pool deck wants to hear their video call.

Phone use by the pool

Maybe it’s a friend back home. Maybe it’s somebody loudly discussing dinner plans. Either way, nobody relaxing beside the pool needs accidental front-row access to someone else’s conversation.

Music played through phone speakers is equally bad. Especially when several people decide to do it at once, creating a strange overlapping soundtrack of dance music, TikTok clips and muffled FaceTime calls.

Cruise ships already have enough background noise without passengers personally contributing to it through terrible phone speakers.

Headphones exist for a reason, people.

9. Unlimited Drink Package Behaviour

Drink packages can absolutely be worth it. Unfortunately they also inspire some truly fascinating behaviour by day two.

Two men, appearing to be intoxicated, are engaged in a physical altercation in a cruise ship's bar or lounge area. One man is holding a drink while the other grabs his arm, and both have distressed expressions. The setting is dimly lit with other passengers visible in the background, some of whom seem to be observing the commotion.

Suddenly passengers who barely drink at home become determined to “get their money’s worth” from sunrise cocktails onwards. Pool bars turn chaotic. Frozen drinks appear before breakfast. Somebody always ends up loudly insisting they’re “not even tipsy” while walking sideways.

Most people on a cruise handle drink packages perfectly responsibly. But every cruise has at least a few passengers treating the unlimited cocktails like an Olympic endurance challenge nobody asked for and it does spoil the fun a bit.

10. Cabin Door Slammers

Cruise cabin doors are surprisingly heavy, and this is something everyone discovers approximately once.

And then there’s those handful of passengers who just never seem to learn.

Pineapple on cruise door

At all hours of the day and night, corridor silence is interrupted by enormous slams echoing deck after deck. Early risers heading for excursions. Late-night wanderers returning from the casino. Families repeatedly entering and exiting adjoining cabins every five minutes.

It’s one of those cruise annoyances that sounds minor until you’re trying to sleep and the cabin opposite appears determined to recreate a SWAT raid at 6am.

The strange part is that people often don’t realise they’re doing it. Meanwhile half the corridor quietly hates them by day four.

11. People Who Never Wash Their Hands

Cruise ships work incredibly hard to keep passengers healthy, which makes it so frustrating when some people completely ignore basic hygiene.

You know how some cruise lines actually pay people to stand outside a buffet and sing songs encouraging people to wash their hands? How have we got to a place where that person is needed?!

And still, some guests will just confidently stroll straight past. Others somehow leave public toilets without touching a sink once.

A cruise ship guest with dirty, mud-covered hands holds them up in front of a buffet, highlighting the unsanitary condition amidst a backdrop of other passengers enjoying their meals. The scene emphasizes the importance of cleanliness and hygiene in communal dining areas.

Then come the buffet horrors – grabbing pastries with bare hands, touching serving utensils after coughing, or letting children treat food stations like interactive exhibits. Yuck!

Nothing destroys your appetite faster than watching somebody sneeze into their hand before reaching for bread rolls. Cruise passengers love complaining about outbreaks onboard, but sometimes fellow guests are part of the problem.

12. Overcrowded Hot Tubs

Hot tubs onboard always look relaxing in promotional photos but there are never enough hot tubs to go around…

Royal Caribbean hot tub

On sea days especially, hot tubs become mysteriously overcrowded from morning onwards. Sometimes they’re packed with loud groups clutching cocktails. Sometimes they’ve been unofficially claimed by children cannonballing endlessly while adults hover awkwardly nearby wondering whether to give up entirely.

And there’s always one person sitting directly beside the jets for two straight hours refusing to move. Which is worrying, when they’re often getting drinks.

How are they going to the bathroom? Oh.

13. Last-Minute Pier Runners

Every cruiser secretly loves watching pier runners. Nobody admits it, but it’s true. It’s properly fun.

There’s always a crowd lining upper decks filming late passengers sprinting dramatically toward the ship while security staff wait impatiently nearby.

To be fair, sometimes delays genuinely aren’t passengers’ fault. Traffic happens. Tours overrun. Ferry schedules collapse. But occasionally you can absolutely tell somebody ignored “all aboard” time because they wanted one final cocktail near the beach.

The reason people complain isn’t just the delay – it’s the stress. Nobody wants to wonder whether departure will be held up because someone lost track of time in Cozumel.

Still, everyone watches. And heaven forbid the pier runner acts like they don’t care. That’s when the booing starts!

14. The WiFi Complaints

Cruise WiFi has improved massively over the past few years, yet complaints about it somehow remain completely undefeated.

Guests expect flawless streaming in the middle of the ocean while thousands of other people attempt exactly the same thing simultaneously. Then outrage erupts when Instagram takes three extra seconds to load.

Older cruise internet packages were genuinely terrible, so some frustration is fair. But modern ships now offer speeds that would’ve seemed impossible not long ago.

Of course, that doesn’t stop people angrily testing connection speeds every hour before announcing to Facebook that “the WiFi onboard is unusable” using the very WiFi they claim doesn’t work.

15. People Wearing Swimwear in the Buffet

There’s always debate around cruise dress codes, but most passengers can agree on one thing – nobody really wants to see dripping swimwear beside the pasta station. This is another gross scenario and yet it happens!

Middle aged man on a cruise in swimwear in the buffet

Every sailing has at least a handful of guests wandering into the buffet barefoot and soaking wet straight from the pool deck. Sometimes without cover-ups. Occasionally without much else either.

It’s not about formal rules or being overdressed. It’s more the strange combination of wet swimsuits and self-service food areas that feels slightly chaotic. Crew rarely say much unless somebody pushes it too far, so the silent judging falls entirely to fellow passengers trying to enjoy lunch in peace.

16. Cruise Ducks Everywhere

Cruise ducks somehow became one of cruising’s strangest traditions. Some passengers absolutely love hiding tiny rubber ducks around ships for others to find. Families treat it like a floating treasure hunt. Kids get ridiculously excited spotting them tucked beside artwork or hidden near staircases.

Duck

Other passengers absolutely cannot stand them. To critics, cruise ducks are clutter. They create mess. They encourage people to crawl around public areas searching behind decorations like detectives in a crime drama.

The funniest part is how seriously both sides take it. Few cruise topics escalate faster online than innocent little rubber ducks mysteriously dividing the entire cruising community into opposing camps.

I’m fine with the duck craze, personally, though I won’t go out of my way to join in.

17. The Buffet Plate Pile-Up

Cruisers often behave very differently around “included” food, as if they’ve never been full before.

Even people who eat modestly at home suddenly return from evening shows carrying towering late-night buffet plates like they’re preparing for hibernation.

Vegan buffet food

There’s always someone balancing pizza, chips, cake, noodles and ice cream simultaneously despite clearly only wanting half of it. Then tables end up abandoned with mountains of untouched food and melting desserts.

Part of it is excitement, just getting giddy at the variety of options available. Partly it’s the weird cruise mentality that encourages people to maximise absolutely everything. You have to get your money’s worth, right?!

Still, watching enormous amounts of wasted food being cleared away night after night can get surprisingly frustrating after a while. Especially when buffet queues are already packed.

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18. Overpriced Shore Excursions

Cruise line excursions regularly trigger the exact same conversation onboard.

“Yes, it’s expensive… but what if we miss the ship?”

Passengers know cruise-sponsored tours offer protection and convenience, but that doesn’t stop the sticker shock when prices appear in the planner. Suddenly a simple beach transfer somehow costs the same as a decent restaurant meal back home.

Then there’s the frustration when excursions feel rushed, overcrowded or overly commercialised once you actually arrive.

I use Shore Excursions Group, because their pricing is often much more competitive than the cruise lines’, and they’ll still always get you back to the ship. They have a guarantee – if you miss the ship, they’ll pay for you to meet it at the next port AND give you $1,000pp as an apology. Almost makes me want to miss the ship!

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19. Tender Queue Chaos

Tender ports always sound lovely in theory. Small boats ferrying passengers ashore to picturesque destinations feels wonderfully old-school cruise travel.

Until you’re stuck in a giant queue at 8am holding a numbered ticket while hundreds of equally impatient passengers slowly lose morale around you.

tender boat

Tendering works reasonably well on smaller ships, but on larger vessels it can become painfully slow. Weather delays make everything worse. Mobility issues complicate things further. And once frustration starts building, the atmosphere changes quickly.

The thing is, you just have to learn to be patient. Trust me, you’ll get plenty of time ashore. Try to let that frustration go!

20. Motion at Sea

Cruise ships are enormous these days, but they still move. That’s generally how boats work.

Even so, every sailing seems to include passengers acting personally betrayed whenever the ocean behaves like… ocean.

OK, on very rare occasions it can be pretty bad…

But on a more typical cruise, even light vibrations become dramatic conversations in elevators. Mild swaying inspires frantic weather Googling. Somebody inevitably declares they “never felt movement like this before” despite cruising annually.

To be fair, seasickness genuinely can ruin trips for some people. But there’s always a difference between understandable discomfort and passengers demanding perfectly still conditions in the middle of the Atlantic.

Suggested read: Cruise Seasickness Tips That Actually Work

21. The Constant Upselling

Cruise lines have mastered the art of selling absolutely everything possible once you step onboard. This varies depending on who you’re sailing with, as some are worse than others, but even on one of the better lines, it’s not always fun to be reminded of extras you’ve not yet paid for.

Speciality dining. Spa packages. Bingo. Art auctions. Photography packages. Premium desserts. VIP seating. Extra attractions. Better drinks. Faster internet. More exclusive sun decks.

cruise ship art

Occasionally it feels like you can’t walk ten metres without somebody trying to upgrade something.

Some cruisers genuinely don’t mind it because ignoring sales pitches becomes easy after day one. Others find the constant upselling exhausting, especially when cruises already aren’t cheap holidays to begin with.

The irony is that most people complaining about onboard spending will still somehow return home with a surprisingly large bill anyway.

22. Influencer Photo Shoots

Cruise ships are beautiful places and so naturally people want photos.

But there’s a growing category of passengers turning entire public areas into full-scale social media productions complete with outfit changes, portable lighting and dramatic slow-motion posing.

Woman taking a selfie on a cruise ship

You’ll spot them blocking staircases, monopolising infinity pools or spending 40 uninterrupted minutes attempting the exact same sailaway shot while everybody awkwardly waits nearby.

Most people taking holiday photos aren’t bothering anyone. It’s the extreme versions that become unintentionally hilarious.

Yes, I’m technically a cruise influencer, and I do use my phone a lot. I usually get up at silly-o’clock in the morning to go film what I need when the ship is dead, so that a) I’m not annoying other guests, and b) it’s easier to film without having people walking in front of my shot. It works so much better.

23. Complaining About the Food… Then Going Back for More

Passengers complain the buffet is repetitive while returning three times daily. They declare desserts disappointing moments before ordering another two. Somebody loudly announces the pizza is “terrible” while actively eating a fourth slice.

Cruise buffet

Of course, food is subjective and not every meal onboard will be brilliant. But cruise ships feed thousands of people every single day, which is honestly quite impressive when you think about it.

The funniest complainers are usually the ones behaving like unpaid restaurant critics despite clearing every plate entirely.

24. The “Everything Was Better Before” Cruisers

Every cruise has at least one veteran passenger explaining how cruising peaked approximately 15 years ago.

Guest Services Complaints

The food used to be better. The service was better. The entertainment was better. Formal nights were better. Passengers were classier. Buffets were quieter. Sunbeds were easier to find. Everything, apparently, has declined dramatically since 2009.

To be fair, some complaints are valid. Cruising absolutely has changed over the years. But certain passengers seem determined to spend entire holidays mourning the golden age of cruising instead of enjoying the one they’re currently on.

Ironically, complaining about modern cruisers has quietly become one of cruising’s most enduring traditions itself.

Suggested read: 7 Annoying Cruise Cutbacks Passengers Can’t Stand

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Final Word

Cruise ships bring together thousands of people in a floating hotel with unlimited food, limited sunbeds and just enough cocktails to lower everybody’s patience levels slightly by day four. So honestly, it’s impressive things run as smoothly as they do.

Most of these annoyances are harmless, even if they inspire plenty of eye-rolling along the way. And the funny thing is, half the habits people complain about are probably things we’ve all done ourselves at some point – yes, even saving a theatre seat “just for two minutes”.

Still, if you can avoid slamming doors, hogging loungers and blasting TikToks by the pool, your fellow passengers will probably appreciate it.

And if not? At least you’ll give them something to complain about.

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How Some People Get Free Cruises By Teaching Their Hobbies Onboard

Free cruises sound like the ultimate travel hack – and for some people, they’re very real. Not through loyalty points or casino perks, but by sharing something they already love doing.

From teaching bridge to leading photography walks at sunrise, cruise lines regularly bring guests onboard to run sessions, workshops, and talks.

Cruise guest speaker

And the surprising bit? Many of these roles don’t require you to be a world-famous expert. But there’s a catch most people don’t hear about until much later.

What “Teaching Onboard” Actually Means

Cruise lines often run enrichment programmes – think of them as a timetable of activities that go beyond quizzes and pool games. On longer sailings especially, there’s demand for structured, engaging sessions that give passengers something to learn or immerse themselves in.

That’s where guest hosts come in. Instead of being full crew members, they’re usually passengers with a skill to share. In return for hosting sessions – whether that’s a daily class, a few talks across the voyage, or informal meet-ups – they may receive a free or heavily discounted cabin.

The exact deal varies wildly, which is where things get interesting.

1. Bridge And Card Game Instructors

Bridge is a cruise staple, particularly on longer voyages and more traditional lines. A dedicated bridge instructor will typically organise daily sessions, tournaments, and beginner lessons.

Bridge class

It’s not just about knowing how to play – you need to be able to teach it clearly and keep a group engaged over multiple sea days. Some instructors travel almost full-time this way, moving from one sailing to another. On certain lines, it’s one of the more established “free cruise” routes, but competition can be surprisingly high.

2. Clergy And Faith Leaders

Many cruise lines – especially those with a large British or American passenger base – will have a clergy member onboard for Sunday services and pastoral support.

NCL Pearl Chapel

This role is often more about presence than packed schedules. Services might only take place once or twice during a sailing, but the expectation is that the clergy member is available to passengers throughout. In return, they’re typically offered a complimentary cabin, sometimes for themselves and a partner.

3. Guest Lecturers And Enrichment Speakers

If you’ve got a deep knowledge of a subject – history, wildlife, politics, even true crime – guest lecturing can be one of the most rewarding ways to cruise.

Ambassador Cruise Line talk

These speakers are particularly common on expedition cruises or itineraries with a strong destination focus. Think talks on Norwegian fjords before sailing through them, or wildlife briefings ahead of an Antarctic landing. Cruise lines usually look for credible experience or professional backgrounds, but you don’t always need to be an academic – engaging delivery matters just as much.

4. Arts And Crafts Hosts

From watercolour painting to knitting circles, arts and crafts sessions are hugely popular with passengers looking for a slower-paced activity.

Painting class on a cruise

Hosts might run daily workshops or drop-in sessions, helping people complete small projects over the course of the cruise. It’s a sociable role, often with repeat attendees, and it suits people who are patient and happy to guide beginners. Materials are sometimes provided by the cruise line, but not always – and that’s one of those small details worth checking upfront.

5. Photography Experts

Photography hosts often wear a few hats. They might run classroom-style sessions on composition or editing, host photo walks in port, and offer informal advice throughout the sailing.

Photography lesson on a cruise

With so many people keen to improve their holiday photos, this is a popular enrichment area. Cruise lines tend to favour those with a strong portfolio or teaching experience, but enthusiasm and approachability count for a lot. Early mornings and late evenings can be part of the deal if you’re chasing the best light.

6. Dance Instructors

Ballroom and Latin dance are cruise classics, especially on ships with dedicated dance floors. Instructors usually host classes ranging from absolute beginner to more advanced sessions, often leading into evening dances.

Marella Dancing

Some roles are filled by professional couples, but solo instructors can also be brought onboard. It’s a fairly visible position – you’re not just teaching, you’re helping to create a lively atmosphere onboard. Energy levels matter here just as much as technical skill.

7. Language Teachers

On longer or more culturally focused itineraries, basic language sessions can be a hit. Think “Italian for travellers” or simple conversational Spanish before a series of port stops.

Language

These aren’t formal classes – they’re designed to be fun, accessible, and immediately useful. You don’t necessarily need to be a qualified teacher, but you do need to keep things light and engaging. Passengers aren’t looking for homework – they want confidence to order a coffee or ask for directions.

8. Fitness And Wellness Coaches

Yoga, Pilates, meditation, even posture workshops – wellness has become a big part of cruise programming in recent years.

A group fitness class on a Carnival cruise ship is in full swing, with participants smiling and engaging in exercises on blue mats. The room is surrounded by mirrors and bathed in natural light from the ceiling, enhancing the energetic atmosphere of the workout session at sea.

Some ships already have dedicated fitness staff, but guest instructors may be brought in for specific styles or themed sailings. Sunrise yoga on deck is a common highlight. It’s worth noting that this can be one of the more demanding roles physically, with multiple sessions and high expectations around professionalism.

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9. Music And Performance Coaches

This is a slightly lesser-known one, but some cruises bring onboard vocal coaches, choir leaders, or even amateur theatre directors.

ukelele lesson

Passengers might rehearse throughout the sailing and then put on a small performance at the end. It’s a great way to build a sense of community onboard, but it does require organisation and confidence managing groups. Not every cruise line offers this, but it’s more common than people think.

10. Cookery And Food Demonstrators

Food-focused sessions can range from simple demonstrations to interactive workshops. Think knife skills, regional dishes, or even chocolate-making.

cookery club

These roles are sometimes filled by guest chefs or specialists rather than professional instructors. On certain itineraries, there’s a strong link to destinations – local cuisine, wine pairings, that sort of thing. It’s a good fit if you’re comfortable speaking in front of a crowd and keeping things entertaining as well as informative.

11. Technology Tutors

Not everyone onboard is confident with smartphones, tablets, or cameras – and that’s where tech tutors come in.

kid with tablet

These sessions can be surprisingly popular, covering everything from organising photos to using social media or video calling family back home. Patience is key here, as skill levels vary massively. It’s less glamorous than some roles, but often in steady demand.

12. Wine And Drinks Experts

Wine tastings, cocktail workshops, whisky appreciation – these sessions can be a real highlight for guests.

Wine tasting

Cruise lines usually look for formal qualifications or industry experience here, particularly for wine. Sessions might be ticketed rather than included, which changes the dynamic slightly. It’s not just about knowledge – presentation and storytelling play a big role in making these events memorable.

13. Special Interest Hosts (From Genealogy To Astronomy)

This is where things get really varied. Genealogy experts helping passengers trace family roots, astronomy guides leading stargazing sessions at sea, even hobbyists running niche interest groups.

Inside the elegant planetarium on a Cunard cruise ship, with rows of comfortable seating under a dome featuring images of outer space, providing an educational and entertaining stargazing experience to guests at sea.

If there’s a genuine audience for it, there’s a chance it could work onboard. These roles tend to pop up on themed cruises or longer voyages where passengers are looking for something a bit different.

What Cruise Lines Expect In Return

This isn’t a free holiday where you occasionally show up for an hour. Cruise lines expect commitment, reliability, and a polished experience for guests.

You’ll usually be given a schedule in advance – sessions, meet-and-greets, possibly even social hosting duties in the evenings or helping out on excursions.

You’ll likely have to provide your own resources, such as art supplies or musical instruments.

You’ll be epresenting the cruise line, so professionalism matters. It’s closer to a working holiday than a traditional break.

How You Actually Land One Of These Roles

There’s no single application portal for this, which is where many people get stuck.

Cunard Garden Journey Cruise - garden talks

Some cruise lines work with agencies that specialise in guest speakers and enrichment hosts. Others recruit directly, particularly for niche skills. Networking can play a surprisingly big role – having a visible profile in your field, even at a local level, helps.

A clear proposal outlining what you can offer – including session ideas and how they’d benefit passengers – can go a long way. It’s not just about what you know, but how you’d translate that into an onboard experience.

Not Actually “Free”

Here’s the bit most people don’t realise: “free” rarely means everything is covered.

You might get a complimentary cabin, but still need to pay port taxes, gratuities, flights, or even some onboard expenses. Internet access and drinks packages aren’t always included either.

And then there’s the time commitment. You’re not free to do whatever you like all day – your schedule comes first. That said, you still get to experience the ship, visit ports, and enjoy the journey in a way most crew can’t.

Final Word

Getting a free cruise by teaching your hobby isn’t a myth – but it’s not quite as effortless as it sounds either. For the right person, though, it’s a brilliant way to travel with purpose. You’re not just ticking off destinations, you’re adding something to the experience for other passengers too.

And if you’ve got a skill people genuinely want to learn? You might be closer to your next cruise than you think.

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