For a lot of people, cruise ship balconies are one of the best parts of a cruise holiday. They give you your own little corner to enjoy the sea breeze, stunning views, and some quiet time away from the hustle and bustle of the ship.
But as great as these spaces are, there are a few important things to keep in mind to make sure your experience stays fun, safe, and stress-free.
Whether you’re new to cruising or a seasoned sailor, these tips will help you make the most of your balcony while avoiding some common mistakes.
1. Do not climb or lean over the balcony rail
Climbing or leaning over the railings on a cruise ship balcony is one of the riskiest things you can do. While the railings might appear sturdy, the motion of the ship can cause unexpected jolts that may lead to accidents.
Cruise lines enforce strict safety rules regarding balcony behaviour. Breaking these rules can lead to serious consequences, including intervention by the ship’s security team.
For instance, passengers caught climbing on railings or furniture may face removal from the ship at the next port.
And some passengers have even been banned for life after climbing over a railing. It’s taken very seriously!
Rather than taking risks, enjoy your balcony safely. Sit back in your chair and take in the spectacular views without putting yourself in danger. Remember, the rules are there to protect you, not to limit your enjoyment.
Read more: Balcony Climbing Incident Aboard Carnival Mardi Gras
2. Avoid leaving items unattended on the balcony
Balcony winds can be stronger than you think, and even a calm day at sea can see personal items whisked away into the ocean.
Items like hats, books, and even glasses can easily be caught by gusts, potentially landing on lower decks or harming marine life. Plus, you don’t want to lose them anyway!
To avoid mishaps, secure any loose belongings inside the cabin or use a weighted bag to store smaller items safely.
If drying clothes, opt for the ship’s laundry facilities rather than risking them blowing away. Keeping your belongings safe is not only considerate but also helps protect the environment.
3. Don’t get frisky!
It’s a common misconception that cruise balconies are completely private. Dividers between balconies often have gaps, and glass railings can reflect light in surprising ways, making what you think is a private moment visible to neighbours or even passengers on higher decks.
Not only that, but the balconies are covered by security cameras because the crew need to make sure nobody is breaking any of the rules from this list! Your balcony bonk might not be quite as private as you realised…
You might even end up on the news. Warning, this video’s blurred but you can definitely tell what’s happening, so skip it if you don’t want to watch it!
To avoid awkward situations, reserve your intimate activities for your cabin.
Read more: Is It Ever OK To Have Sex On A Cruise Ship Balcony?
Sunbathing in swimwear is totally fine, of course, but skip the temptation to go nude – crew members and nearby passengers may not appreciate the view, no matter how you look!
Can you go topless on your balcony? Well sometimes, yes! That depends on the cruise line. Some cruise lines like Cunard don’t have any problem with people going topless on their balconies. If you fancy ditching the uncomfortable underwires, be sure to read my guide to topless sunbathing on cruise ships first.
4. Never leave your balcony door open when leaving your cabin
Leaving the balcony door open can disrupt the carefully controlled environment inside your cabin.
Not only does this increase humidity, leading to damp bedding and clothing, but it can also strain the air conditioning system and cause doors to slam unexpectedly due to wind pressure.
In fact, it can create a pretty vicious wind tunnel effect, making it really difficult to even get into your cabin!
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Plus, there have even been some incidents where cabins are inhabited by the local wildlife, especially during stormy weather if the ship offers the best shelter.
To keep your cabin comfortable, make a habit of closing the balcony door whenever you’re not using it. This simple action will preserve the cool, dry environment and prevent unnecessary wear and tear on the ship’s systems – or any unwelcome visitors.
5. Never leave children unattended on the balcony
Balconies can pose serious risks for children if left unsupervised. Kids are naturally curious and may climb on furniture, lean over railings, or even drop items overboard.
These actions can quickly lead to dangerous situations either for your child, or for anyone below.
Treat the balcony as you would a high-rise apartment terrace. Always lock the balcony door when not in use, and only allow children onto the balcony under adult supervision.
Make sure you let your child know about the dangers, too. Even if you think they’re too old to cause chaos, a quick warning can stop curious minds from clamouring when they shouldn’t. Sharing the experience safely ensures everyone can enjoy the views without worry.
Read more: Why Cruise Ship Balcony Rooms Are NOT Safe for Toddlers
6. Do not throw anything overboard
Throwing objects overboard, even seemingly harmless ones like food scraps, can harm marine life and create unnecessary pollution.
Additionally, items tossed overboard may end up on lower decks, potentially injuring other passengers. Seriously – you never know when you might create a slip hazard on a promenade deck just because you couldn’t be bothered going to find a bin.
Cruise ships have excellent waste management systems to handle all types of rubbish. You don’t need to use nature as your trash can.
Use the provided bins in your cabin to dispose of items responsibly, and avoid feeding seabirds or marine animals – it can disrupt natural behaviours and create messes for others.
7. Smoking is strictly prohibited on most balconies
Most cruise lines ban smoking on balconies due to fire risks and to maintain a comfortable environment for all passengers. Yes, you’re cruising along, and the wind will carry the smoke away, but not before it’s lingered a little and caused unpleasant smells for your neighbours.
Disregarding this rule can result in hefty fines or even disembarkation at the next port. Especially if you’ve somehow managed to sneak any drugs on the ship to smoke.
Designated smoking areas are available on all ships and provide a safe and sociable environment for smokers. Stick to these areas to avoid potential hazards and keep the peace with your fellow cruisers.
And if you really, really have to smoke on your balcony, book with Costa since they’re the last cruise line that lets you.
Read more: What Smokers Need To Know Before Taking A Cruise For The First Time
8. Fishing’s not allowed!
You would thing that this would seem pretty obvious, but apparently not everyone knows this is a rule. Or they do, but don’t care and assume they won’t be caught.
No, you can’t fish from your balcony, no matter how experienced you are and how safe you think it is. It’s not, and even if you do fish carefully, you could be breaking all kinds of local laws too.
If you want to fish, go book a fishing excursion. Your balcony is not your personal fishing pier.
Read more: Man Caught Fishing From Cruise Ship Balcony
9. Don’t forget you have neighbours!
You might want to relax and enjoy your own favourite videos and movies on your phone or tablet, but you have to bear in mind that your neighbours don’t want to hear what you’re watching.
I mean, this story is pretty awful:
Probably best you don’t watch that kind of content on your balcony even if you do have headphones, since anyone could overlook from above and see. But even with your own tastes in music, headphones is best. Not everyone’s a Swiftie.
Final word
Your cruise ship balcony is your own little retreat at sea, perfect for relaxing with a book, spotting dolphins, or watching the sun dip below the horizon.
By following these straightforward tips, you can enjoy everything your balcony has to offer while keeping things safe and considerate for yourself and others.
It’s all about common sense and enjoying the moment responsibly. Stick to these guidelines, and you’re set for a holiday filled with amazing memories – without a single hiccup!
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Jenni Fielding is the founder of Cruise Mummy. She has worked in the cruise industry since 2015 and has taken over 30 cruises. Now, she helps over 1 million people per month to plan their perfect cruise holidays.