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Parents Commit Credit Fraud To Pay For Cruises

A victim of credit fraud has shared their story of how their parents managed to open credit cards in their name in order to pay for cruise holidays.

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Sharing their story on Reddit, the person explained how they received a letter from a collection agency that wanted to work out a payment plan for more than $10,000 of credit card debt.

They did some investigating and realised it wasn’t a scam, working out that their parents must have opened the credit card in their name due to the address being on every bit of correspondence.

While their parents initially denied it, they eventually relented and explained they had intended to pay the cards off themselves, but the payments became too high. They also admitted to opening credit cards in the Reddit user’s siblings’ names.

What’s even worse is that they advised their child to file for bankruptcy, but only once the parents had time to open up more credit cards in their children’s names first!

Unfortunately, the user has since deleted their Reddit account so we won’t get closure on the story, but hopefully, they were able to get the debt removed from their credit file.

As amazing as cruise holidays are, don’t commit credit fraud in order to pay for them!

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Extinction Rebellion Continues To Cause Cruise Issues Around Amsterdam With Two More Ships Impacted

Extinction Rebellion, the protest group that has become noted for performing large-scale stunts as part of its movement, continues to cause problems for cruise ships around Amsterdam.

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Following protests that already affected Royal Caribbean’s Jewel of the Seas and the luxury cruise ship Seven Seas Mariner, two more ships have been impacted by the group this week.

Firstly, Ambassador Cruise Line was forced to alter its itinerary for the ship Ambition, and avoid the port of Amsterdam altogether, instead re-routing the ship to the nearby port of Ijmuiden.

This was due to anticipated protests which the cruise line became aware of, so it took precautionary action.

The result was that guests who wanted to visit Amsterdam were forced to take a longer bus journey into the city of around an hour, although the cruise line did at least provide complimentary transfers for those guests.

Extinction Rebellion had a more significant impact on another Royal Caribbean ship Serenade of the Seas, forcing this ship to be delayed in the locks due to the protests.

Serenade of the Seas had originally been due to sail to Bergen in Norway on the day in question, but changed plans to try to get ahead of the protestors.

However, that failed, and the ship was eventually able to dock at Amsterdam after a delay of several hours.

Serenade of the Seas is currently on the final leg of her epic 274-night world cruise, which has experienced drama and controversy already as the so-called ‘TikTok cruise’, and is due to complete the sailing on 10th September in Miami.

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13 Royal Caribbean Cabins to Avoid in 2027 (and What to Book Instead)

The Royal Caribbean cabins to avoid are mostly about location, not category: rooms directly under the pool deck or buffet, above or below theaters and bars, far forward or low aft, next to elevators and service doors, and connecting rooms you share with strangers. Inward-facing views on the big ships (Boardwalk, Central Park and Promenade) and obstructed-view balconies also catch people out. Book a midship cabin on a deck with cabins above and below it and you will dodge most of the problems.

Royal Caribbean runs some of the biggest ships at sea, from the Icon class (Icon, Star and Legend of the Seas) to the Oasis class (including Utopia of the Seas) and the older Quantum, Freedom, Voyager, Radiance and Vision classes. More decks and more neighborhoods mean more ways to end up under a running track or beside a late-night bar. Below are 13 cabin types and locations worth thinking twice about, what to book instead, and a quick way to check any room number before you pay.

13 Royal Caribbean cabins to avoid

1. Cabins directly below the pool deck

The deck right under the main pool area hears everything above it: loungers dragged into place at sunrise, crew hosing down the deck, and the thud of feet and music during the day. On most Royal Caribbean ships this is the highest cabin deck, which is exactly why these rooms look tempting. Check the deck plan, and if the space above your room is a pool, sun deck or splash area, keep looking.

2. Cabins under the Windjammer or other buffet areas

Buffet kitchens and dining rooms start work long before breakfast and finish late. Rolling carts, furniture being moved and kitchen noise can carry through the ceiling. The same goes for rooms under the main dining room kitchens on some ships.

3. Rooms under the sports deck, running track or kids’ areas

FlowRider surf simulators, sports courts, mini-golf, the jogging track and Adventure Ocean kids’ clubs all generate thumps and voices for hours. On Oasis-class ships, also check what sits above you near the Ultimate Abyss slide and climbing walls at the back of the ship. On Icon-class ships, the Surfside neighborhood is built for young families, which is great if you have kids and less so if you want quiet afternoons.

4. Cabins above or below theaters, bars and nightlife

Low cabin decks on many ships sit directly over or under entertainment venues. Bass from a nightclub, a comedy club, the casino or a late show can travel through the structure. Studio B (the ice rink) and big theaters are also used for rehearsals at odd hours. If the deck plan shows a venue next to, above or below your room, choose another.

5. Far forward on low decks

The bow moves more in rough seas, which matters if you get seasick. Rooms low down at the front can also hear the bow thrusters and the anchor during early-morning arrivals in port. Forward cabins are not all bad (some have unusual, larger layouts), but they are a poor pick for light sleepers and anyone prone to motion sickness.

6. Low aft cabins

High aft balconies with wake views are popular for good reason. Lower down at the stern, though, some guests notice more vibration from the propulsion units, especially when the ship maneuvers in and out of port. If you want an aft view, go higher up rather than lower.

7. Connecting cabins (unless you booked both)

A connecting door is thinner than a solid wall, so you will hear more of your neighbors’ TV, alarm clock and conversations. These rooms are ideal when your own group books both sides. If not, ask your travel agent or check the deck plan symbols and pick a room without one.

8. Rooms next to elevators, stairwells and service doors

Elevator lobbies are busy late at night and early in the morning, and groups tend to chat while waiting. Crew service doors and storage areas see trolleys moving at all hours. A room a few doors away from the lobby is still convenient without the foot traffic.

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An open ocean view is what most balcony guests are paying for. Photo: Gotta Be Worth It on Pexels

Worst cabins on Royal Caribbean for views and privacy

9. Obstructed-view balconies and ocean views

On many ships, the lowest balcony and ocean-view decks midship sit beside or above the lifeboats. Some rooms have a partial view; others look straight at a lifeboat or a steel support. Royal Caribbean usually sells these in cheaper categories and notes the obstruction, so read the category description carefully. They can be good value if you mainly want fresh air, but not if the view is the point.

10. Lower-deck Boardwalk balconies

On Oasis-class ships, Boardwalk-view balconies face an open-air neighborhood at the back of the ship with the carousel, restaurants and the AquaTheater. Lower rooms can be overlooked by people walking below, and rooms near the AquaTheater hear show soundtracks and rehearsals. Some rooms close to the stern get a partial sea view, which helps. If you like these rooms, aim higher and away from the theater end, and check the show schedule once you are on board.

11. Low Central Park-view balconies

Central Park is a real open-air garden in the middle of Oasis- and Icon-class ships. It is calmer than the Boardwalk, but lower rooms get less direct sun and people strolling or dining below can look up into them. Central Park-view balconies are usually cheaper than ocean-view balconies, so they are still worth a look if you want an outdoor space for less; just keep the curtains in mind.

12. Promenade-view interior rooms

These interior rooms have a bay window onto the Royal Promenade, the indoor “main street” found on Voyager-, Freedom- and Oasis-class ships. They are fun for people-watching and slightly roomier than a standard interior, but parades, themed parties and bars below run late, and passers-by can see in when the curtains are open.

13. Guarantee (GTY) bookings, if you are fussy about location

A guarantee fare lets Royal Caribbean assign your room within a category (or higher) closer to sailing. It can save money, and some people get an upgrade, but you give up all control over location. If noise, motion or a lifeboat outside your window would ruin your trip, pay a little more for a specific room number.

Best cabin location on Royal Caribbean

For most people, the best spot is midship, on a middle deck, with cabin decks directly above and below. That “sandwich” position reduces motion and keeps you away from venues and pool noise. A few doors from the elevators is ideal: close enough to be convenient, far enough to avoid the crowds.

If you are prone to seasickness, lower and central is steadier than high and forward. If you want the best views, a high aft balcony or a forward-facing room on the right ship can be special, but check what is above you first.

Royal Caribbean stateroom categories at a glance

Royal Caribbean cabin types vary by ship class, but most fall into these groups. Sizes below are typical examples and differ by ship.

Cabin type Good for Watch out for
Interior Budget trips and heavy sleepers; quiet, dark rooms (a standard interior on Icon of the Seas is about 156 sq ft) Cramped for three or four on older ships
Interior with virtual balcony Interior price with a live screen showing the view from the bow or stern Not natural light; only on some ships
Promenade view interior People-watching, a little extra space Evening noise and privacy
Ocean view Natural light without paying for a balcony Low decks and lifeboat obstructions
Balcony Most couples and families; private outdoor space Obstructed views; location under public decks
Infinite Balcony (Icon, Star, Legend) A larger indoor space; the window wall lowers at the touch of a button Not a separate balcony; some guests prefer a traditional one
Central Park or Boardwalk balcony Cheaper outdoor space on Oasis- and Icon-class ships Privacy, sun and show noise on lower decks
Surfside Family View (Icon class) Families with young kids, split bathroom and kids’ nook Busy, family-focused area for couples
Suites (Royal Suite Class) Space, priority perks and suite-only areas on the newest ships Price; suites under pool decks still hear noise

Still deciding between a window and saving money? Our guide to booking a balcony vs an inside cabin walks through the trade-offs.

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Spend five minutes on the deck plan before you choose a room number. Photo: Vlada Karpovich on Pexels

A five-minute check for any room number

Most guides list problem areas; few explain how to check a specific room yourself. Before you pay a deposit, run through this list on the ship’s official deck plan:

  1. Look up. Find your room, then open the deck plan for the deck above. Is it cabins, or a pool, buffet, gym, kids’ club or sports court?
  2. Look down. Repeat for the deck below. Theaters, bars, the casino and the ice rink are the usual culprits.
  3. Look sideways. Check for connecting-door symbols, elevator lobbies, stairwells, laundry rooms and blank “crew” spaces next to you.
  4. Look outside. On the lower balcony and ocean-view decks midship, check whether lifeboats are drawn outside your room, and read the category name for words like “obstructed”.
  5. Check the date of the plan. Ships are refurbished and venues change, so use the cruise line’s current deck plans rather than old screenshots.

If your room passes all five checks, you have avoided almost every common complaint.

Ship-by-ship cabin guides

Every class has its own quirks, so it pays to read a guide for your exact ship. On the Icon class, see our Star of the Seas cabins to avoid and the best and worst cabins on Legend of the Seas. Legend of the Seas debuted in July 2026 in the Mediterranean and is due to move to Fort Lauderdale for Caribbean sailings from November 2026, so its newest deck plans are worth a careful look.

Prices, categories and deck plans change regularly, so confirm details on Royal Caribbean’s official site or with your travel agent before booking.

If you are sailing on the Quantum-class flagship, our guide to Quantum of the Seas cabins to avoid explains which decks to skip and where the best balconies are.

For a ship-specific guide, read our breakdown of the best and worst cabins on Harmony of the Seas.

If you are sailing a Radiance-class ship, our deck-by-deck guide to Brilliance of the Seas cabins shows how these rules apply to one specific ship.

FAQs

What is the best cabin location on a Royal Caribbean ship?

Midship on a middle deck, with cabin decks directly above and below, is the safest choice for low motion and low noise.

Which Royal Caribbean cabins are best for seasickness?

Low and midship cabins move the least; avoid high, forward rooms if you are prone to motion sickness.

What cabins should I avoid on Symphony of the Seas and other Oasis-class ships?

Skip rooms under the pool deck and Windjammer, low Boardwalk balconies near the AquaTheater, low Central Park balconies, Promenade-view rooms if you sleep early, and obstructed-view rooms beside the lifeboats.

Is a guarantee cabin on Royal Caribbean worth it?

It can save money and occasionally brings an upgrade, but you cannot choose your location, so it suits flexible travelers rather than light sleepers.

Are Central Park balcony cabins worth it?

They can be good value on higher decks, but lower rooms get less sun and less privacy, so choose the highest deck you can.

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Carnival Guests Face Cancelled Cruise Due To Charter

Carnival Cruise Line has notified guests who had booked a cruise on Carnival Liberty that their voyage has been cancelled, due to the ship being chartered.

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Many guests had already booked onto the cruise set to depart on 19th October 2025, but the cruise line has now confirmed that the cruise will no longer be going ahead.

“We are very sorry to inform you that the ship has been chartered and your cruise has been cancelled… We have a variety of alternatives and are confident you will find another Carnival cruise that is filled with an equal amount of fun.”

Notification sent to guests booked on the cruise

The cruise line is allowing guests to cancel their cruise without any fee, or book a different cruise. If they choose a similar cruise itinerary then their fare will be protected.

There are several limitations on this and guests can’t book onto charter cruises or longer cruises, along with certain key dates, and cruises to Hawaii, Europe or Alaska.

Guests who do choose to rebook on an alternative sailing will be given $100 per person onboard credit to enjoy on their cruise.

Anyone who doesn’t contact Carnival to book an alternative sailing by 29th August 2024 will automatically be refunded.

While it must be extremely frustrating to be told that your cruise is no longer going ahead because a charter takes priority, guests can at least be thankful that the cruise line has been upfront about the reason.

Cruise lines can cancel dates without providing an explanation, so at least the guests know the cause of the cancelled cruise – and they’re being told 14 months before they sail, so many won’t have booked airfare yet if needed.

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Finding my Spirit of Discovery

I recently returned from a 15-night Mediterranean cruise with SAGA and I want to tell you all about it.

I’m a huge fan of SAGA, I have been since my first cruise with them several years ago aboard Saga Sapphire. I fell in love with that ship and when she was sold, it was a sad moment. However, the first time I stepped aboard Spirit of Discovery I knew something very special was happening and within hours, she took a firm place in my cruise ship heart.

This cruise was my first time back onboard a SAGA ship since before Covid. I’d spent a lot of time on Spirit of Discovery in the run up to her launch, attending various shakedown cruises, her naming ceremony and then her maiden voyage, so to say I was excited to get back onboard and savour everything the ship has to offer is a massive understatement. I’d missed the cruise line very much and the wonderful friends I’d previously made with members of the crew.

SAGA is reserved for those over 50. It’s an all-inclusive boutique cruise line that really cares about providing an exceptional cruising experience, mixed with delicious cuisine, fascinating destinations, and the occasional famous face: during my sailing we were joined by Jools Holland and Ruby Turner, and celebrity chef John Torode. When I say all-inclusive, I mean they literally include everything, from a door-to-door chauffer service to Wi-Fi.

Destination Highlights

We were heading for the Mediterranean, with ports of call including Lisbon, Palma, Cartagena, Toulon, Barcelona, and Gibraltar. All exciting, but the ship herself was the biggest attraction for me. Nevertheless, my destination highlights were Lisbon and Barcelona, which surprised me, as neither are high on my ‘places I love’ list. Maybe it’s because I’ve visited both many times, but this time around, I was pleasantly surprised.

In Lisbon, I joined one of SAGA’s newest shore excursions to be offered, a tuk tuk ride through the city. It was excellent, I’d highly recommend, but it’s not for those with back problems. It was incredibly bumpy at times going through the cobbled and uneven side streets, but it gave the chance to see things that many people miss. I’ve visited Lisbon no less than 4 times and nearly everything offered on the tuk tuk tour was new to me. I felt like I’d really explored the city and sampled Portugal beyond just finding a pastel de nata.

Barcelona brought a visit to the Spanish Village, which was beautiful and very interesting, before we made our way to the famous Park Güell. In 1984, the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organisation (UNESCO) declared it a World Heritage site. The site is incredible! I’ve seen many photographs of the park, but nothing quite compares to seeing it with your own eyes and we were lucky, we had a beautiful, sunny day for it and the light reflected off all the stunning colours of the tiles and mosaics. I felt like I was in a fairy tale land – it didn’t look or feel real.  

Onboard

My onboard accommodation was a standard balcony cabin (all cabins on SAGA ocean ships feature a balcony – there are no inside cabins) on Deck 13 forward. It was very comfortable, and my cabin steward was very attentive. There was more than enough storage space and all the power outlets on the ship are standard UK 3-pin, so there’s no need to pack adaptors.

Spirit of Discovery was purpose-built for SAGA and her style, luxurious comfort and wonderful crew won’t disappoint. Onboard, you’ll find stylish and comfortable lounges, such as the Britannia Lounge, located at very front of the ship and offering stunning views; The Living Room, where fresh coffee and cakes await; The Playhouse, which comes alive in the evening for Broadway-style productions and more. There’s also a very comfortable library and a selection of bars to enjoy, including the sophisticated South Cape Bar and on warmer evenings, you can soak up the sea views from the Verandah Bar.

Spirit of Discovery Dining

Dining options onboard are varied and the menus are crafted to ensure there’s something for everyone. The Club is Spirit of Discovery’s signature steakhouse venue, but there is always a chicken or fish option available and a wide selection of side dishes and desserts. In the evening, this space also becomes a small and intimate area for enjoying live music.

East to West is the ships Asian-fusion restaurant, with the menu incorporating flavours from destinations such as India, Thailand, and Indonesia. It’s a sumptuous experience and the flavours seem to explode on the palette. Most dishes are prepared as mild, but don’t be afraid to ask if you’d like more spice and heat – the chef will happily oblige – nothing is too much trouble.

If seafood is your calling, then Coast to Coast is a must.  Delicious lobster, shrimp, scallops, turbot, and more are all waiting to tempt you. The menus across all three speciality dining venues change from time to time, but during my sailing, one starter option here was a sharing seafood platter and it was huge. I couldn’t believe my eyes when I watched the waiter bring one out from the galley. Although it is a platter for 2, the maître d’ did say if I wanted to try it, he could ask the chef to make a smaller one just for myself. I respectfully declined, as I knew it would still be overflowing and I’d never finish it or then eat my main course. One thing SAGA do not sacrifice is quality or quantity. I remember being on Saga Sapphire during a cruise to the Baltic. I asked if I could have extra peas and the waiter brought me a plate full! I also, on another sailing, had tempura crab to start and I enjoyed it so much, I asked if I could have another one as dessert, that request was also fulfilled. Coast to Coast also occasionally offers a lunch menu.

The Grand Dining Room is the ships main dining option and can be found below The Club. The menu here is also reflected in The Grill. This is located on Deck 12 and acts as a buffet-style option for breakfast and lunch, and then table service in the evening. Both offer an always available menu for lunch and dinner. If you cruise on Spirit of Discovery, I set you a task – to see if you can spot the bird that sits on one of the ceiling lights in The Club!

The Verandah is Spirit of Discovery’s outside dining venue for lunch, offering classic burgers, hot dogs, amazing fish and chips, scampi, and more. One thing I really liked during my cruise was that on days when the weather was less favourable, they would close this area but offer a special curry lunch or Filipino lunch elsewhere onboard, usually in The Club. It allowed for even more variation.

Entertainment onboard varied and although I don’t usually participate in the shows, I enjoyed doing so on this cruise. The Spinettes were onboard and were fabulous. As mentioned, Jools Holland was with us for a few days and his performance with Ruby Turner was wonderful.

After 4 years away from SAGA, I can say that nothing has changed. Standards remain extremely high, as they have always been. Her crew is excellent. The quality of food ingredients was exceptional, along with the choice of dishes offered. Spirit of Discovery was spotless, I didn’t see a single sad looking piece of carpet or a mark on a wall – it was as if she was launched just yesterday. I felt like I’d finally returned to my home-away-from-home, and it felt wonderful.

I’m visiting her sister ship, Spirit of Adventure, in just a few days – so keep an eye on my social media channels for photos and more.

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31 Hacks I Learned From Taking 40+ Cruises

The first time I took a cruise I had absolutely no idea what to expect. And I made a lot of mistakes. But, over the years, as I’ve cruised more and more, I’ve picked up plenty of little hacks that can improve the experience, and save money.

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So, here are the best tips I’ve learned from cruising over 40 times…

1. Pack a carry-on bag with essentials for embarkation day

It can take hours for your checked luggage to arrive at your cabin. Sometimes, your cases will arrive right away, but other times you might be waiting until after dinner! As a rule, the bigger the ship, the longer you can expect to wait.

Be sure to include any essential medications. You’ll probably also want to pack your sunglasses, sunscreen, swimsuit, and a change of clothes.

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If your suitcase still hasn’t arrived by sailaway, don’t worry. Just head to the guest services desk where you’ll likely find it missing its label.

2. Ensure your watch is set to the ship’s time

As your ship sails you can change time zones frequently, and it can be easy to lose track. If you rely on a phone and a smart watch, sometimes you don’t know if your phone and watch have automatically updated or not!

On a recent cruise, we were woken by a telephone call from the spa at what we thought was 8.10 am, to ask why my husband wasn’t at the 9 am massage he had booked. We were positive it wasn’t 9 am yet and I still to this day don’t know what happened there!

One trick I like to do is to turn of the automatic time updating on my phone. That way, if I have to do it myself, I can be sure that it matches the ship. 

Another option would be to bring a simple watch and/or alarm clock rather than any fancy smart version that might update all by itself.

A woman in a beige trench coat and gray scarf stands on a wooden deck near the ocean, checking the time on her wristwatch. Her left hand is in her pocket while her right hand is adjusting the watch, with the sea visible in the background.

3. Review and settle your onboard bill before the last day

On some cruises, you’ll never see your bill. They’ll just debit it from your bank account a few days after you’ve left – so you’ll never know if it’s right or not!

On the last day, be sure to get a copy of your bill, whether that’s via the cruise line’s app, the TV in your cabin or a paper copy from guest services.

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There may be a long line at reception on disembarkation day, so be sure to check your bill regularly during the cruise and resolve any issues before then.

4. Plan where you’ll be at sailaway 

The sailaway moment can be a highlight of the cruise. Not so much if you’re departing from Southampton in winter. But if you’re sailing out of New York, past the Statue of Liberty and heading to the sunshine of the Caribbean, it can be quite the occasion!

Planning where you’ll be ensures you get the best view and experience, whether that’s from your balcony, a deck party, or a quiet spot where you can relax and enjoy the views from a chair.

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5. Decide between self-disembarkation and traditional methods

When you leave the ship, you’ll have a choice of carrying your own bags off at a time that suits you, or leaving them outside your room on the last night and collecting them from the terminal building at a specified time in the morning.

Knowing your disembarkation plan helps you prepare, whether you need to carry your luggage off the ship yourself or set it out the night before.

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On more than one occasion I’ve seen people leaving the ship in the morning wearing an evening dress and high heels because they’ve packed all of their clothes (possibly while a little tipsy) and not left any for the next day!

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6. Use magnets and magnetic hooks to make the most of wall space in your cabin

Cruise ship cabins are often small, so using magnetic hooks on the metal walls helps to maximise space, keeping your room organised and clutter-free.

If you’re cruising solo for a weekend, they won’t be necessary. But when there are four of you in the cabin for two weeks, you’ll want to make the most of every inch of the space. Trust me!

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Most magnets aren’t strong enough to hold handbags and heavy coats. I use these super strong ones and hang them from the ceiling instead of the wall to make sure that they can handle the load.

7. Bring your own drinks

Many cruise lines allow you to bring a limited amount of alcohol onboard, which can lead to significant savings compared to purchasing drinks on the ship. The norm is one bottle of wine each, but be sure to check this guide to be sure.

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You’ll also want to check whether you can bring soft drinks on board. If you can, you’ll be able to bring more on in each port too. So there’s no need to pay $4 for each can of Pepsi Max when you can get a six-pack for that price and keep it in your fridge.

8. Request extra hangers from your cabin steward

I don’t know why, but most cabins have large wardrobes with only five or six hangers inside. Yes, you can hang multiple things on each one. But more hangers means you can properly store your clothing, reducing wrinkles and keeping your cabin tidy.

A spacious closet on the Star Legend cruise ship features wooden shelves, hangers with a robe, life jackets, a small chest of drawers, and luggage storage. The closet also has a backpack and neatly organized travel essentials, providing ample storage for passengers.

9. Book a low-deck midship cabin if you’re worried about seasickness

Most people don’t get seasick on cruises. But if you’re prone to it, and you’re cruising somewhere with rough seas, then it’s worth choosing a cabin where you won’t feel the motion quite so much.

The front, back and top of the cruise ships are the areas that move the most as the ship rocks. So choose a cabin located in the middle of the ship on a low deck to make your cruise more comfortable.

Two children are seated on a window seat inside P&O Iona cabin, gazing out at the ocean through a large sea view window. The boy is dressed in a vest and trousers, while the girl wears a colorful dress and holds a stuffed animal. The cozy seating area is adorned with plush cushions, providing a comfortable spot to enjoy the scenic view.

10. Make your luggage stand out in the terminal

After one cruise, I arrived into Southampton to find that somebody had already taken my pink suitcase. An hour later, the terminal was empty apart from one other pink suitcase that wasn’t mine.

I called the number on the tag to find that the owner of this case was half-way home, with what he thought was his pink suitcase. He sheepishly made his way back with it.

I was lucky, I got my case back. Not everyone does!

A brightly-coloured suitcase isn’t enough. Ideally, you want some kind of unique luggage strap or label that makes it obvious who the case belongs to.

A collection of luggage with cruise tags is arranged in a corner of a room. The luggage includes a leopard print suitcase, a pink suitcase, and a large black suitcase, all with visible tags displaying cabin numbers and other identification details. Nearby is a fabric laundry basket, indicating a well-organized packing setup for a cruise trip.

11. Look for first-day special offers onboard

Most people don’t eat in speciality dining venues or visit the spa on the first day of their cruise. But this can be the cheapest time to go!

Look out for any special offers that are advertised around the ship so that you can enjoy these experiences at a fraction of the cost.

A tranquil spa experience onboard an MSC cruise ship, where a guest enjoys a relaxing massage from a professional therapist in a serene room with an ocean view, emphasizing wellness and relaxation at sea.

12. Take your daily programme with you when you leave the ship

There are two reasons I always take the ship programme with me whenever I leave…

The first is that it has the onboard time printed on it. I’d hate to misremember what time I’m meant to be back at the ship. If it’s printed on a piece of paper, I can be 100% sure.

A couple sits inside the Jean Philippe Chocolat & Café on an MSC cruise ship, reading the MSC daily program. The man and woman are engaged in conversation and appear to be planning their day. The café sign is prominently displayed in the foreground, while a large round window in the background offers a glimpse of the outside.

The other reason I take my programme is that it has the ship’s telephone number on it. If my bus breaks down or there’s some other reason why I’m unexpectedly late back to the ship, I’d be able to call and let them know.

Usually, cruise ships wait a maximum of 30 minutes for late guests if they don’t know where they are. But if you can call and let them know what happened and what time you’ll be there, they’re much more likely to hang on and wait for you if they can.

13. Walk away from the port for cheaper taxis

The taxis that wait at the port are usually overpriced. On my last cruise, I overheard a woman being quoted 20 Euros for what was no more than a 10-minute walk.

Even just a short walk further from the port will likely get you much better prices. If you’re unsure about finding your own, ask the crew – they might have some tips if they’ve visited the port themselves before.

Apps like Uber and Free Now are often much cheaper than local taxis, and you’re less likely to be ripped off too. They may not be allowed to drive right up to the ship, so walking a little way also makes this option available to you.

You can save money and also beat the crowds too – win-win! 

Taxi in Barcelona

14. Spend time researching your ship and itinerary before you book

I know this sounds really obvious, but you do need to do some actual research into the ship you’ll be sailing on, and the destinations, before you book anything.

The amount of times I’ve heard people onboard wishing that there were better restaurants, or that they didn’t realise that a port would be so far from the city they wanted to visit.

A close-up shot of a document titled "Trip Itinerary" placed over a green background, with part of a black passport visible underneath. The focus is on the text, highlighting the preparation for travel.

None of this is a secret, you can easily find out what your ship will be like or what to expect from each destination.

If you book a cruise and you’re caught off-guard by it not being right for you, that’s on you.

On my last cruise, I was so busy in the weeks leading up to it, that I didn’t have time to plan any of the days ashore. Luckily, I got chatting to a man who had spent weeks planning out his time in each port, so he was able to give me lots of tips!

Other guests can be fountains of knowledge, so take the opportunity to chat to people by sharing tables at dinner or making conversation in the hot tub, to get the most out of your cruise.

cruise ship hot tub

15. Book excursions as early as you can – or ask onboard about cancellations

There are lots of different parts of cruise bookings where it can make sense to wait for deals to come up. They might have a sale for a drinks package or for WiFi. But shore excursions don’t really get the same treatment. The price is what it is.

So, if you know there’s an excursion you want to try, book it sooner rather than later. They do sell out – the best ones, often far in advance.

But here’s a handy hint – people often book a wide range, and then cancel. As long as they give at least a day’s notice, there isn’t usually a financial penalty.

This means some excursions will have last-minute available, so hit the shore excursions desk onboard if there’s an experience you wanted to try but missed out on. You might get lucky.

A cruise line representative is discussing shore excursions with a couple at a travel desk, with brochures and promotional materials displayed. The setting appears to be an upscale, elegant lobby, emphasizing personalized service and luxury travel planning.

16. You have a safe – use it (and set a reminder to check it)

I see a lot of posts from people who’ve lost their valuables on a cruise ship, and there’s an easy solution to that – use the safe in your room.

If you just make sure that you use the safe for the important bits like your passport, you’ll not worry about misplacing them.

A SentrySafe electronic safe is securely mounted in a wooden compartment inside a cruise ship stateroom. The safe features a keypad for entering a security code and an instructional label on the front. A small decorative box is placed on the shelf above the safe.

Set a reminder on your phone for the last morning of your cruise to check the safe and empty it, too. That way you won’t accidentally leave stuff there as you disembark.

17. Hanging storage can save a lot of space

Even if you get a bigger cruise cabin, they aren’t huge. You’ll get a good amount of storage but for a lot of people, it’s not enough.

And it’s not as fun living out of a suitcase. It just makes the cruise feel so much more ‘temporary’.

So look to the walls and doors and get some hanging storage. An over-the-door hanger is great for holding shoes or other bits and bobs, so that they don’t take up desk space.

A hanging storage organizer is seen on a cruise ship, featuring multiple clear pockets filled with various items such as rolled-up socks and small clothing articles. The organizer is made of navy blue fabric with red trim and is neatly hung against a white background, maximizing space efficiency in the cabin.

And a small hanger in the bathroom for toiletries will make it much easier to keep everything organised.

18. Pack some seasickness remedies – just in case

If you are worried about getting seasick, or if you’ve never cruised before and you have no idea whether you would suffer, pack something to help with it – just in case. You can get tablets for it, or ginger sweets are another good option.

A hand holding a box of seasickness patches labeled "SHIP-EEZ" for sea sickness relief. The box indicates that the patches are fast-acting, non-drowsy, safe and effective, and suitable for ages 3 and up. The packaging design features a maritime theme with a blue sky, clouds, and ocean waves.

If you forget, check to see if there are green apples available onboard. They’re supposed to be a good remedy for settling a queasy stomach.

Suggested read: Will You Get Seasick On A Cruise? How To Know

19. Always carry contact details on private shore excursions

You can save big by booking your excursions through a third party instead of with the cruise line. But if you do, you need to always have two things with you – the phone number of the tour provider, and the phone number of the ship.

The tour provider number lets you get in touch with them if something goes wrong with the tour guide, or if you get separated and need help finding your transport back to the ship.

A happy family on a cruise excursion takes a smiling selfie with a picturesque view of the cityscape and docked cruise ships in the background, capturing a memorable moment of their vacation adventures.

And it’s absolutely crucial that you have the number for the ship in case you get held up on the excursion, because it will leave without you if you’re late back. Ships will wait for cruise line excursions, but not third-party ones.

20. Ask staff for their recommendations

Cruise ship staff aren’t tethered to the ship – they will be allowed ashore on some of their days off, and they’ll often revisit the same port a few times during a contract.

This image shows a friendly interaction between a cruise ship staff member and a passenger in a stateroom. The female staff member, wearing a dark uniform, is smiling and offering a fresh white towel to a male passenger. The background reveals a cabin with a floral arrangement and a view of the ocean through a balcony door.

So, they can be a great source of information if you want tips on places to visit – whether that’s a restaurant, or some sights away from the tourist crowds.

They’re also really good at finding out where the free WiFi is available in each port, since they have to pay for their own onboard too. If you need to get online and don’t want to pay, ask the crew for their tips in each destination.

21. Return to the ship for meals (depending on the port)

Obviously, this hack doesn’t work in every port. But, if you’re getting off the ship somewhere where you can walk to the main sights, it often makes sense to head back to the ship to eat.

Some ports might have pricey restaurants, or you just might not fancy the local cuisine. The best restaurants might be busy, too.

Heading back to the ship if it’s in walking distance can save you money and you’ll get plenty of choice from things you know you like onboard.

Cruise Mummy and her family are enjoying a meal at an outdoor dining area on a cruise ship, with the ocean in the background. The parents and two children are seated at a table with plates of food, including burgers, fries, pasta, and vegetables, along with glasses of juice and water. They are all smiling and appear to be having a pleasant time together.

22. Pack sooner rather than later – and don’t overpack!

I’m such a hypocrite for this hack but oh well! The sooner you can pack for your cruise, within reason, the better.

I don’t mean you should be packing your suitcase two weeks before you set sail. I just mean that leaving it to the night before is a risk.

There’s the chance that your favourite outfit has accidentally become buried at the bottom of the laundry basket, or that you’ve forgotten to buy something essential.

Packing a couple of days before means you’ve still got time for last-minute organisation and it means you’re not rushing around the night before you sail.

A person in a pink sweatshirt packs a suitcase with summer essentials, including a straw bag, sunscreen, sunglasses, a bikini, headphones, sandals, and travel documents. The suitcase is laid open on a wooden floor with a pink fuzzy rug nearby, suggesting preparation for a sunny vacation.

23. Check out the onboard offers – they can be good

Most cruise lines will have the option to book another cruise onboard.

It’s actually worth checking it out, because sometimes the discounted rates or the extra onboard credit you can get will be worthwhile, and you often don’t need to pay much of a deposit at all.

Even if you book, and then decide to cancel later, you might only lose out on a tiny amount and you could tie up a deal that’s really good value.

A smiling customer service representative assists two passengers at the Guest Services Priority Line for Club Orange on a Holland America Line cruise ship, with a bouquet of orange roses on the counter.

But, bear in mind that the offers aren’t always the best. Sure, you might get an extra $100 on board credit. But if the cruise is likely to be reduced by $300 later, you’d be better off waiting for a deal and booking it then,

Suggested read: Cruise Price Went Down After Booking? Here’s What You Can Do!

24. Praise the crew where you can

This is less of a hack for you really, but it’s a top tip I would recommend – don’t be shy to praise crew members onboard where possible, either by filling out any comments cards or surveys, or even visiting the Guest Services desk if someone does something really special for you.

Sure, there’s the option of tipping, but if you’ve prepaid your gratuities you might not want to get into paying extra. And positive feedback can be pretty beneficial too – it could guarantee crew get future contracts and might even help them to get promoted if they want to.

A Disney cruise crew member is serving a family at a beautifully set dining table on the ship. The waiter is placing a bread basket on the table as the family, including a young girl, looks on with smiles. The elegant dining room features other guests enjoying their meals, with polished decor and a warm, inviting atmosphere.

25. Don’t be afraid to stay onboard

You don’t have to leave the ship when it is in port – if you want to stay onboard, you absolutely can.

In fact there are lots of benefits to staying onboard, such as quieter pool decks, no lines for any open attractions and more.

This image captures a clear and inviting view of the pool area on the deck of the Star Legend cruise ship, featuring both a large rectangular swimming pool and a smaller circular hot tub. The deck is laid out with textured tiles that enhance the safety and aesthetics of the space. Sun loungers and open deck areas provide ample space for relaxation and sunbathing under a vast blue sky. The setting is designed for optimal leisure, with the ship's structure and the endless ocean horizon providing a dramatic and tranquil backdrop.

If you’ve visited a port before, or you just don’t want to get off the ship, don’t!

26. Plan speciality dining around the main dining room menus

You can often see the menus for the main dining room of your cruise in advance, usually through the app if your cruise line has one.

The menu will rotate, so if you plan on dining in the main dining room but want to try some speciality restaurants, check for the days that you don’t mind skipping the main restaurant and book speciality meals for those days.

Cruise Mummy and her family are enjoying a meal at a specialty dining restaurant on the Fred. Olsen Bolette cruise ship. They are seated at a round table adorned with a candle and elegant place settings. The backdrop features an ornate framed painting of a still life with fruit and champagne. The family, dressed in vibrant, summery clothing, is smiling and engaged in conversation, creating a warm and pleasant dining atmosphere.

A little bit of planning can help you enjoy the best food throughout your cruise.

Of course, if you plan on sticking to the buffet, you’ve got nothing to worry about.

27. Bring an extension cord (but check it’s allowed)

Many cruise ship cabins will only have a couple of plug outlets, and they might not be close to the bed.

If you’re someone who likes to use their phone before they sleep (no judgment), or you have lots of things to charge, an extension cord might be useful.

A white extension cord lies on the floor, with multiple electronic devices plugged into it. The devices include a large, square-shaped charger and a smaller adapter, both connected via their respective cords. The setup indicates a practical solution for charging multiple gadgets simultaneously in a single power source.

Just check what your cruise line allows. Strangely, it’s the surge-protected ones that tend to be banned more, even though they’re normally safer in your home.

That’s because the fuses used in them aren’t designed for a ship’s power supply and so they can actually be less safe.

28. Don’t forget the binoculars on scenic cruises

Booked your cruise to a scenic destination like Alaska?

Sure, you’ll get amazing views from the deck or your balcony, but sometimes you might see something cool in the distance that you wish you had a better view of, and that’s where binoculars come in handy.

A young girl wearing a pink pajama top with black and white patterns is using orange binoculars to look out from a cruise ship balcony. She is smiling and appears excited, enjoying the scenic view of the calm water and distant coastline. The clear blue sky and peaceful surroundings enhance the moment of exploration.

I’d always recommend carrying a pair on any kind of scenic cruise. You might get lucky and see some cool wildlife, and getting a closer view (from a distance) can be really special.

29. Make sure you pack for excursions

When you’re packing your suitcase, don’t forget about excursion days. You want to make sure you’ve got a comfy pair of shoes for walking, and it’s a good idea to pack a refillable water bottle too.

Otherwise, you’re relying on any cafes or stores for buying a drink, and on certain sightseeing tours that might not be an option.

Also, if you’re heading to the beach, consider packing your own snorkel gear if you have it, or buy a cheap set before you travel.

A man and woman walk out of the ocean onto the beach at Princess Cays, holding snorkeling gear in their hands. The woman is wearing a yellow bikini, and the man is wearing blue swim trunks. Both are smiling and enjoying the sunny day, with the waves gently crashing around them and the expansive blue sea in the background.

30. Bring a nightlight with you

If you’re staying in an interior cabin (and I’d recommend it, if you want to save money), it’s a good idea to bring a nightlight.

Interior cabins get very, very dark. And if you wake in the middle of the night needing the bathroom, you can either stumble through the darkness or put on a very bright main light.

Taking your own third option – a nightlight – will make it easier to get around without waking yourself up too much, or disturbing your cabinmates.

A small, square-shaped nightlight is plugged into an electrical outlet on a wall, emitting a soft white glow. The light provides gentle illumination in the darkened room, creating a cozy and safe atmosphere.

31. Pack a portable charger

Even though you’re on a cruise ship where you’re within walking distance of your cabin, it still makes sense to pack a portable charger for your holiday.

If you’re relaxing by the pool, you don’t want to give up your space to go back and charge your phone.

And they’re really handy when heading ashore, especially in case you need to call the ship in an emergency and you’ve low battery.

You can get really small ones that’ll manage one charge – that’s all you need.

A person is holding a smartphone connected to a portable charger by a cable. The hands are resting on a book with a grassy background, suggesting an outdoor setting. The individual is wearing a black wristwatch, indicating they are using the portable charger to keep their device powered while away from a traditional power source.

Final Word

None of my cruises have really gone spectacularly wrong (touch wood), but knowing these tips and hacks before I took my first cruise would’ve made some things a little bit easier.

Hopefully you find them useful – and if you have any of your own to add, please do drop a comment below.

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The Craziest Complaints From Carnival Cruise Guests

I tell you what – John Heald certainly earns his wages.

The former Cruise Director for Carnival Cruise Lines is now their Brand Ambassador, and he spends most days answering hundreds of questions and requests from fans on his popular Facebook page (with the help of his assistant, Jacinta).

However, not every message he receives is written in a polite way. There are many people who feel entitled to have a go at John, either because they don’t like his humour or because they feel he owes them something.

I’ve taken a look back over just the last couple of years and found some of the craziest comments and questions John’s received – you won’t believe these people are serious!

1. Please just renovate the bathrooms for us

Message: John Heald. I am cruising with my family of husband--- and our son ---he is ---- age nine years.   Sensory overload is  constant and overwhelming for my child who is  on the spectrum. Strange sounds encountered on a cruise may make things worse and can unbearably crowded and noisy for --- and many autistic kids. We have recently discovered that the sound of the hand dryers in public bathrooms would make him so upset. Is there any way these can be removed from the bathrooms on our cruise on Carnival Vista. I know we could use the bathroom in our room but it is not always possible to make it ‘in time’. Do the have hand dryers I the disabled bathrooms? Please respond. We will be cruising in June so we need to plan. Please show some understanding

There are plenty of people who write in to John expecting a certain level of VIP treatment, but this is a whole other level.

cruise ship bathroom

Asking for the electric hand dryers to be uninstalled for the bathrooms for this one cruise, just to accommodate this one family, is so extreme. It’s obviously impossible, and also it shows no concern for the other passengers who, you know, want to dry their hands after washing them.

I understand that the child may be overwhelmed by the noise, but there are definitely alternatives that don’t require major bathroom renovation.

2. I understand that you are not Mr. Healthy

A family member is considering a cruise with Carnival on Radiance with the rest of my family. She wants to know if any of the food is genetically modified. This will be a deal breaker for her. I am learning a lot about GMO foods myself now and understand that you are not mr healthy John and are obviously from your size you are not worried. I hope Carnival does provide non-GMO foods only? At home I eat 100% organic, antibiotic, rBGH and thans to my SIL I eat GMO free. Can I do this on the Radiance? BKG number *****

This one is less about the subject matter of the complaint, and more the way they speak to John.

John Heald

John is one of the first people to admit that he is not skinny, but that does not entitle people to speak to him about his health in this way.

And the assumption of “obviously from your size you are not worried” is a whole other level of crazy. That’s just not how you speak to people!

3. Stop other people having fun!

Message: If you wont do the classy move then ban those tacky door displays! You said they bring joy to everyone. Brainless answer. No pax has that the right to use public space, and the outside of your door facing a hall is public space to decorate, advertise etc. This is why --------is a better more classy cruise line. With door decorations and ducks your ships look more like the Brimfield Flea Market.

This complaint is another that’s very entitled – expecting John to make sure that door decorations are banned from cruises.

Door decorations

Not every cruise line is the same, and Carnival is definitely one where fun takes priority. So I’m sure there’s no way door decorations will be banned. The fact that this Carnival guest assumes that others should stop having fun just because they think it’s tacky shows how selfish they really are.

Also, if they banned door decorations, where would we see the upside-down pineapples being displayed?

4. Let us bring our own tablecloth – and then wash it for us!

Strange day in so many ways – made even stranger by the demand from a guest to be able to bring his own tablecloth, have it placed on the table washed every night without any charge to him. The environmental impact of washing thousands and thousands of tablecloths every night is why we ( and most restaurants on land) stopped these some years ago. But to threaten to cancel a cruise because we don’t allow this is honestly jaw droppingly astonishing.

Hoo-boy, this one is a little crazy. It’s written from John’s perspective about a message he received from a guest who demanded they bring their own tablecloth from home, but then have the crew clean it and place it on the table from them.

Main dining room on Carnival Celebration

The crew are there to help you enjoy your cruise and, within reason, they will do all that they can to make your cruise as special as possible. But they aren’t your personal slaves and you can’t expect them to have the time to cater to such requests!

John generally has patience for guests but for him to call out the request as “jaw droppingly astonishing” shows just how far this customer wanted to push things.

5. Disrespectful non-American crew

I hope you will allow me to comment on something that has been brought to my attention by around half a dozen people or so today.Yesterday, during the Super Bowl, the American national anthem was played. Obviously, most of the guests stood up and stayed silent during the anthem, which means so much to so many of our guests.However, I did receive these comments that our crew members who were serving drink, and food did not, and carried on working. They did not stand to attention or pause their work.Those that have written to me said that they found this “ very disrespectful. “I want to try and explain. First of all the crew may not have realized that this was happening. Secondly they also have a job to do and need to keep working, and they certainly meant no disrespect.I will mention this to my colleagues to see if this is something that we need to look at for next year.Again, it was not done out of any disrespect by crew members from various nationalities, who were continuing to do their job to provide service for everyone during a very busy time.Thank you so much for listening

As a Brit, I know that I’m an outsider on this one. A Carnival guest wrote to John to complain that the crew weren’t stopping their work and standing to attention during the playing of the US national anthem.

But, here’s the thing – most of the crew aren’t American either.

Carnival crew member pouring drinks

Speaking broadly, I know that many US citizens have a real sense of national pride and they treat the anthem with a lot of respect.

That doesn’t mean non-US citizens need to do the same, though!

6. Stop posting dessert pictures and lose some weight!

Message: I am not like you John. I watch what I eat and lost weight on many of my cruises. All those dessert photos. Why?. It's amazing to see how some people eat on cruises and I know I'm not the only one who feels this way. Looking at you John you are the brand ambassador for gluttony. You need a diet plan and soon.The luxury of a cruise (for me) is the service, getting away from the stress of work and details around the house AND seeing the world (aka seeing how others live, not just the tourist attractions) - not gluttony.

Here’s another jab at John’s weight from a ‘fan’ on his Facebook page. “You need a diet plan and soon” is such a personal insult.

Look, enjoy yourself on a cruise. Eat lots if you want to. Or don’t, if you prefer to watch what you eat. Just stop judging other people.

Carnival cruise dessert

As long as they aren’t being rude or unhygienic then what does it even matter to you?

7. Cancellation rules shouldn’t apply to us!

Message: Double whammy. The winter storm has 70000 people across Michigan without power. Flights are canceled. This means DH and me will not be cruising today on Magic. We have no power. We have no 18th wedding anniversary cruise. And what are you talking about on Facebook John? Some infantile joke attempt about new years eve. We do not have insurance so I guess we are screwed. Thanks for nothing.

I’m very lucky that, so far (touch wood), I’ve never missed a cruise. I tend to make sure I travel the day before embarkation if it’s anything more than a couple of hours, because you never know what could happen en route.

However, if I did miss the ship, I’d know two things – 1) it’s not the cruise line’s fault, and 2) I can claim on my travel insurance.

Close-up of a person's hands filling out an 'Insurance Claim Form' on a tablet, with fields for policy number, date of loss, cause of loss, and amount claimed visible on the screen.

“We didn’t purchase travel insurance” is not a good enough excuse to ask the cruise line to pay in the form of a future cruise credit. Even if something wasn’t your fault, it’s on you to have insurance.

Suggested read: Why You Need Cruise Insurance

8. We’ll clean, thanks – stop trying to help!

Message: My wife and me are germaphobes and proud to be so. John the very first action we take when we get to our room is look in all the storage areas Next we take out our bottle of Clorox Clean-Up Cleaner + Bleach and clean every surface. We clean everything and everywhere John. Including the bathroom . We will ask the steward for two pool towels to put down on the sofa, The bedding is put away and not to be seen again, we bring our own bedding . I need to know if we can have a vacuum from the cabin steward. We asked on the Breeze last time and we were told this was impossible. Not very good service standards there.  We only need it for 15 minutes of time.  We remove the gratuities and on a five day cruise we did we  tipped the cabin steward $20. We do not require any cabin service at all before we get flamed. We are in shock when we walk by some open room doors, how do some people live like that.We clean by our own standards not Carnival’s. There are many more passengers I am sure who would prefer no cabin service at all. There should then John be a system in place so that these things can be arranged pre-cruise so we do not have to waste our time trying to hunt down the cabin steward.

Yikes, this was a long one!

The cabin stewards generally do a really good job of getting cabins turned around between cruises, and keeping them cleaned throughout.

I’m not going to say that they’re always perfect, but most people are happy with the work they do. And in general, cruise ship cabins are much, much cleaner than hotel rooms.

You shouldn’t need to pack your own cleaning supplies – and then trying to get the cabin stewards to leave your room alone so that you barely tip them isn’t fair.

cabin steward on a Carnival cruise

While it’s unfortunate, cruise ship crew rely on tips. Removing them to pay a pittance because you’d rather do their job for them is not helpful. You wouldn’t get in a taxi and tell them you’ll drive but will only pay a tiny portion of the fare!

Suggested read: Want To Remove Gratuities On A Cruise? Read This First.

9. How dare you not have country music!

Message: Just off the Jubilee. Amazed and sickened that there was no country Texas is the heart of America and mainstream country music.. I found it offensive to Texans and to the that there was no country band on the ship. It reflects badly on Carnival who are not as worried about pleasing us Texans. I reckon being an non-native John you will never understand. Come to Austin where word is spreading quickly that Carnival does not understand what their Texan customers want.

Carnival’s a cruise line that has to cater to a huge range of guests and they can’t have every type of music represented onboard.

I understand that the cruise line does sail out of Galveston but not everyone cruising from Texas is a Texan. A lot of people will travel to the port from across the US and further afield too!

So not having a country band onboard doesn’t reflect badly on Carnival, in the eyes of most people anyway.

Tesxas country music cuirse.

And if you really need a certain type of music to enjoy your cruise, there are plenty of themed music cruises you can book, including the Texas Country Music cruise!

10. Stop lying and sail to my schedule!

Message:  We are sailing this Saturday from PC on Vista!!!!!!!. There is a rocket launch 4:45pm EST.-------asked you if the ship was staying to see this once in a life time event!!!! You said no because the ship needs to leave on time so as not to be late in port. LIAR! This is because you want to open the casinos !!! Stop with the lies. Let the ship stay and let everyone see what they want to see. Poll this Heald and see for yourselves. Nobody would even care if the ship was late to the island!!!

This person wrote to John to complain that the ship wouldn’t stay in port to watch the rocket launch from nearby – I’m assuming they were sailing from Port Canaveral.

Rocket launch at Port Canaveral

If you want to watch a rocket launch, I’d recommend going to a launch-watching site. Rockets are launched from Port Canaveral at least 50 times per year. If you want to enjoy a cruise to the Caribbean or Bahamas, book a cruise.

You can’t do both – and you can’t expect a cruise ship to deviate from its schedule, pay loads more money in port fees and risk messing up its itinerary, just because you want to watch a rocket.

They aren’t lying. It’s not about rushing to open the casinos. They need to stick to their plan.

11. We’re not idiots – we demand harder puzzles

Message: On the Horizon now Heald.  Maybe you think Carnival passengers are dim. We are not! The crosswords and puzzles at the  coffee place are too easy.  I subscribe to the NYT crosswords — provide us with more challenging options. IMHO I will not be the only one thinking this!

This one really made me laugh – I love it when people write such strongly-worded complaints over really insignificant parts of their cruise.

crossword puzzle

What do you think – should the puzzles and crosswords onboard a Carnival ship be more difficult? Or is this snooty person just thinking about themselves and not the wider range of guests onboard?

Also, you know they have an attitude when they address John as “Heald”.

12. You should pay for the bad weather

Message: We have winter weather across Florida today. Temperatures are in the 40s. We are on Freedom leaving today. Will Carnival give us any kind of credit for the bad weather.  DH paid for our cruise to have sunshine not having to wear our Rokka&Rolla coats we will have to bring. We are in room ----. It is our anniversary cruise.

Guess what – the weather on a cruise holiday can’t be predicted. And so no, Carnival really won’t be paying out any kind of credit because the sun isn’t shining quite as much as you wanted it to.

couple on the beach

Can you imagine asking this of any other type of holiday destination, like a hotel? You absolutely wouldn’t – so why should a cruise line be any different?

13. We demand respect – we pay their wages!

“ Crew people should not be calling us by our first names. It is undignified to do this. This is why-----has a upscale passenger demographic. It is good and proper manners to refer to someone who pays the crews wages as Mr—or Mrs----.

Another guest here that compares Carnival to other cruise lines, completely unaware that Carnival is not trying to be the same as every other cruise line!

Carnival definitely has more of a fun atmosphere, but that doesn’t mean the crew onboard are disrespectful. A lot of the positive comments talk about how friendly the crew are, how they will remember your name and always greet you with a smile.

Carnival crew member

Now, does it matter that it’s your first name? If it does, and you insist on being called “Mr X” or “Ms X” then perhaps Carnival’s just not the cruise line for you?

Plus, the whole line about paying the crews wages is, in itself, so tacky.

14. I’m entitled to better treatment than this

John. When I cruise last month, I was so excited to be platinum with priority boarding and a stop in the Captain's Lounge if we had to wait until the ship was ready for boarding. I was expecting SOMETHING, ANYTHING a little special, but there was nothing. No TV, no beverage, no cushy seating and no food. I was first to board, so....... was I too early for the perks/special treatment? Thank you so much.

Guests who have reached a certain level of a cruise line’s loyalty program can sometimes act in a way that’s entitled. Not everyone, absolutely – but it’s definitely a recurring theme for some guests on social media.

This is just one example, where the guest expected special treatment above and beyond the standard perks they get for being Platinum, and they were annoyed that their boarding was not special because they were first on the ship.

Carnival platinum card

Look, if you’re first on the ship, you’ve already got the best perk there is! And remember that loyalty programs are meant to add a little extra, not define your whole experience.

15. I’m also entitled to special treatment!

Hi John - I was surprised on my cruise 2 weeks ago by being given a shiny diamond like s&s card with MILESTONE 25 on it. How disappointed I was by the end of the cruise that Carnival couldn't even do something like send a bottle of wine to dinner or a plate of cookies or something really cheap as a Thank You. It is clear that Carnival is doing everything possible to increase revenue but come on... what about those of us who made Carnival what it is today? A little gesture goes a long way. Just say'n.

Here’s another guest who complained about their treatment as a new Diamond member, expecting even more perks on top of those they were supposed to receive.

Carnival cruise diamond vifp card

“Those who made Carnival what it is today”? Loyal customers sometimes act like they’ve done the cruise line a favour by spending money on cruises, as if they didn’t get anything back in return!

Just say’n – your reward is all that amazing time you spent cruising!

16. It’s not fair that you have to set limits!

Why does Carnival offer a shore excursion with an age limit? We are 66, are experienced snorkelers and divers and in very good health. This is an insult, especially since we have a large, multi generation family on this cruise.

Of all the complaints on this list, this is one that I concede might be controversial.

The guest wrote to John to complain about the age limit on a more extreme snorkelling excursion, saying that they were too old for it at 66.

woman snorkelling

Carnival is a business and so it has to look out for the safety of its guests and, at the same time, make sure that any risks are carefully considered. So it’s understandable that it has to set an age limit for some excursions that could be dangerous for those who aren’t fit and healthy.

Absolutely, I can see that some guests who are over the 65-years age limit could be fit enough to tackle the excursion safely, but it’s not intended as an insult.

Particularly in countries like the US where litigation is common, the cruise line has to draw the line somewhere.

17. It’s your fault we spent so much money!

Message: Hey!!! Just got my monthly cell phone charges through and there are $470 worth of charges from my cruise on Carnival cruises Freedom. Someone  told me that the cruise line should be responsible because nobody told us that we should have the phone in airplane mode or off. All he did was play games on the phone. My complaint is this… nowhere on the ship does Carnival highlight that there will be extremely high prices for using data at sea and EXACTLY what that cost is. The reason for this is that no one will use the service. One thing I do know is Carnival must be getting paid very well for this service at the expense of their passengers and they try to be a covert as possible with the pricing structure. We should be compensated. We spent $---- on the cruise. You should be worried about loosing face with me and everyone reading this if no compensation is given.

One of the biggest mistakes you can make when you cruise is not turning off your data, and letting your phone rack up significant charges.

roaming charges on a cruise

This customer clearly thought that the cruise line should do a better job of telling guests this, but surely that’s as much your own responsibility too?

I’ve certainly never seen a cruise line try to be shady with this, and hide the fact that connecting to mobile data while at sea can cause you to incur hefty charges.

The cruise line should not compensate people for their own mistakes.

18. Bring back a class system onboard!

I think that there should be two split dining halls. One for those of us who uphold the cruise tradition of formal night. Only those men with a or long evening gown or cocktail dress for ladies would be allowed to be there. The other dining hall could be for everyone else where they can wear whatever they want! There is no reason I can see why this would not be popular John. We should not have to see jeans and t shirts and baseball hats. Let them eat with their own kind I say.

One of the topics that’s always guaranteed to be controversial on a cruise is formal dining night, and whether guests should adhere to a dress code or not.

There are plenty of people who like getting dressed up for fun, and those who prefer to keep it casual and dine elsewhere.

formal night on a cruise

But then there’s always the crowd you don’t just want to put their formal clothes on, but also expect others to follow the same guidelines. Apparently, it can ruin their night if they see others wearing non-formal attire.

This guest had an extreme plan of essentially bringing back a class system like you had on the old ocean liners like the Titanic. I can’t see it taking off on any cruise line, but Carnival? No chance.

19. Don’t let the riff-raff mingle with us!

Hey John. Platinum party question. The invitations say "And guest". I am Platinum and no one else in my family is. I will not ask if they can come and will go by myself. This is a stupid rule. If everyone brought a none P/D person, it would be way too crowded. It should be for those who are P/D ONLY.

Another one where people expect there to be a certain level of VIP access to parts of the ship. This guest received an invitation to a Platinum party, with the option to bring a guest.

They believe that this is dumb, and that only Platinum or Diamond guests should be allowed to attend – to the extent that they refused to invite a family member and decided they would go alone instead.

Platinum party

Not everyone wants to go to a party on their own, so surely having a few guests isn’t going to ruin the atmosphere, is it?

20. You expect us to dine next to the crew?

We do allow some of the offices and staff to eat on the Lido.And while a few people have been writing this morning to me saying they do not believe they should be allowed, I hope that many more will enjoy seeing them there and perhaps interacting with them. Thoughts please Cheers

Most of the time on a cruise ship, the crew will dine away from guests, in their own dining room on the lowest decks.

But sometimes some members of the crew will be able to dine in the public areas. Not always the formal sit-down restaurants, but absolutely in the Lido buffet.

Senior officers dining in the buffet

For 99.9% of cruise guests that won’t be a problem, but John did have to address the few people who wrote in to complain about it. How dare they have to sit next to the ‘help’!

21. Asking us to pay for our dinner is a cash-grab!

Message: I want to reserve  dinner for all 5 of us at the  steak restaurant on the Jubilee for my daughters college graduation cruise. I could not believe I was asked to pay upfront . I expect you will tell me that it is because a small  percentage of passengers are no shows some of the time. Not my problem. Making us all pay upfront is insulting. This is an obvious money grab. Why should we have to do this? Nobody is OK with this.

This guest wanted to complain about being asked to pay for their steak meal upfront, even though they fully understood the reasons – sometimes, people will book this extremely popular venue and then no-show!

Fahrenheit 555 steakhouse on Carnival Horizon

I don’t understand how you can clearly grasp the reasoning – which is very valid (Carnival would lose a lot of money with an empty table of 5) – but then be insulted by being asked to pay.

Almost as if they were considering cancelling at the last minute…

Their assertion that “Nobody is OK with this” is clearly a lie because most people do pay upfront for their speciality dining.

Also, guess what – you can get a refund if you do cancel with enough notice. So it’s hardly the end of the world.

22. You aren’t spoiling us with hot chocolate!

Message: Hey question! Does Carnival not realize that many Americans are drinking hot chocolate instead of coffee?! On my cruise on Radiance there was of course the awful Nestle packets you could mix yourself at no charge (sh*t!!!!!!!!)...however the morning we were at Java café and they had hot chocolate. It was OK but not worth the price and there were no marshmallows!!!!!!! I am telling you that Carnival needs to get on this before they get left behind. Hot chocolate is the new coffee. Do the research. Get Swiss Miss or Ghirardelli!!!!!

This is another message for John where it’s not so much the content of the request, but the way that it’s made.

It’s fine for guests to ask John about Carnival expanding their hot chocolate ranges to potentially include more premium options. And yes, Ghiradelli is awesome.

coffee machines

But “I am telling you that Carnival needs to get on this”, and “Do the research” are just rude ways of speaking. Ask politely instead of being so shouty. It’s not assertive, it’s just not cool.

23. Why not change the itinerary to chase the sun?

Currently on the Liberty and this cruise has been absolutely awful. One sunny day the entire cruise. I know Carnival can't control the weather but instead of just sitting in a rainy port, why not find a sunny place at sea?

Another guest who assumes that their wishes are the same as everyone else onboard. Who cares that some people have pre-paid for excursions in port, let’s just ditch it and go sail into the warmer weather!

Carnival Liberty
Carnival Liberty

No – that’s not how it works, and you can’t just think that everyone feels the same as you. Cruise ships have to stick to that schedule and they aren’t going to go chasing the sun.

They’ll avoid dangerous storms, but a bit of rain? Just go grab a drink in an indoor bar. There are plenty.

24. You’re making me pack a pen?!

Message: Sitting here in room **** on the Valor.You need to tell people that Carnival has gone el cheapo and given us a pathetic pencil in the rooms. What is this BS?????????  I now have to add a pen to my packing list?????????I hate pencils. My guess is a guest is less likely to take one as a souvenir which is why you did this right?????????????? .What happens when the pencil needs sharpening??????????  Do you expect us to go down to guest services for a pencil sharpener???????? Next we will be given the Big Chief tablets to write on that we had in the 3rd grade.

When was the last time you heard/saw someone say “What is this BS?????????” (nine question marks…) because they were given a pencil?

Carnival pen
No more pens?! That's it, no more cruising for me. Same here, I'm on the phone canceling my cruises as I'm typing this.

This is some serious anger over something so unimportant. It feels pointless. (Pardon the pun!)

25. I hope you have a serious illness!

Message: John, it is my wish that  one day you have serious bad health and  find yourself having to use a mobility scooter. This is a disgrace, and you are a disgrace.”

I had to save this one til last. What an insane comment to make!

There’s been a lot of controversy over the use of mobility scooters. Primarily it comes down to the rules that scooters can’t be left in corridors outside cabins – they need to be small enough to go into the cabin to be stored there.

A lot of mobility scooter users aren’t happy with this, but to actively wish illness or injury on someone like this is horrific. Only one person in this conversation is a disgrace, and it’s not John.

Final word

John Heald does an excellent job of handling the difficult questions and rude comments that get sent his way, and he’s got a great sense of humour.

It was a difficult week for me. There were some very disturbing comments about my intelligence, my ability to do this job and yesterday posts about my weight and appearance.So in full disclosure I want to let you all know that I went to see someone this morning. I’d lost self-confidence because of  the put-downs and criticism so I made an appointment with a psychiatrist.I wanted to be honest and let you know.He told me not to worry about low self-esteem, saying " it’s very common among total losers like me. "Sticks and stones, sticks and stonesCheers everyone Oh FFS

I know that he’s made some comments before where guests have crossed the line to talk about his family, and that’s horrendous.

But when it’s just being rude to John himself, he seems to manage OK with turning it around into a joke – even if he sometimes has to let his alter-ego ‘Bob’ answer in his place.

Thankfully most people that message John aren’t quite this rude or expectant, and you can see more for yourself by following his Facebook page.

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The Top Roles Cruisers Would Love To Do!

If you’ve ever cruised before, you’ll have had plenty of interactions with the crew. Whether it’s your cabin attendant making sure your room is spotless, or the bartender serving up your favourite drink, they all try to do it with a smile.

But what jobs would cruise passengers love to do if they were the ones working on a ship? They’ve seen it from the guests’ perspective, so what jobs look like the best?

I asked cruisers on Facebook for their dream cruise jobs and these are the top answers!

1. Captain

A Cunard cruise captain, dressed in a formal navy uniform with gold stripes on the sleeves, stands on the ship's deck holding a white captain's hat. The background features the ship's deck with potted plants and part of the ship's structure, under a clear blue sky, creating a professional and maritime ambiance.

The role of the captain is a dream for many, often seen as the pinnacle of authority and responsibility aboard the ship. 

Captains command respect and have a significant influence over the entire cruise operation, making it an appealing position for those who love leadership and adventure.

You get to see the world, and it’s a nice title to be able to feel like you’ve earned. Captain Cruise Mummy has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?

Also, of all the roles available on a ship, it pays pretty darn well! So I’m sure that’s part of the appeal too.

2. Cruise Director

A Carnival cruise director is engaging with a lively audience in a large theater on the ship. The director, holding a microphone, stands on stage as numerous audience members raise their hands enthusiastically. The theater is filled with passengers seated in comfortable chairs, enjoying the interactive entertainment under warm, vibrant lighting.

Cruise directors are the life and soul of the ship, responsible for entertainment and activities. 

This job is popular due to its dynamic nature, social interactions, and the opportunity to be at the centre of guest experiences.

You get to organise all the fun things onboard with your entertainment team, and spend your day interacting with guests to make sure they’re having the best time possible.

Many cruise directors get quite the fanbase – that’s why so many Carnival fans love to keep up to date with the Carnival Cruise Director Schedule, so they can even plan a cruise around who they’re sailing with.

3. Shore Excursion Manager

A shore excursion manager is discussing shore excursions with a couple at a travel desk, with brochures and promotional materials displayed. The setting appears to be an upscale, elegant lobby, emphasizing personalized service and luxury travel planning.

Managing shore excursions allows for interaction with guests while organising exciting trips at various ports. 

I’ll be honest, I was a little surprised at how highly this placed on the list, but then when you think about it, it does make sense.

The role is a mix of planning, travel, and guest engagement, providing a taste of the destinations visited. You often have to try the excursions yourself too, to make sure they’re suitable – and that’s a pretty nice responsibility to have.

4. Bartender

Two bartenders are working behind a well-stocked bar on a cruise ship. They are dressed in matching uniforms, with one bartender preparing a drink while the other smiles and looks on. The bar area is illuminated with ambient blue lighting, and various bottles and mixers are neatly arranged on the counter, creating a vibrant and inviting atmosphere for the guests.

Bartending on a cruise ship is a favourite for those who enjoy a lively atmosphere and socialising with guests. 

The job offers a fun environment, the chance to be creative with cocktails, and often comes with good tips too, which is always a nice bonus.

Of course, some of the suggestions were from people who said they might struggle to not enjoy too many of their own creations, and that’d certainly get you fired quickly.

But it would be fun while it lasted at least!

5. Chef

Two P&O Cruises' chefs, wearing traditional white uniforms and tall chef hats, are smiling and conversing in the ship's kitchen. They are surrounded by the gleaming stainless steel of the kitchen equipment and the warm lighting of the galley. The chefs' friendly interaction reflects a positive and professional working environment.

Working as a chef is attractive for culinary professionals eager to showcase their skills and work with diverse cuisines. 

Working on a cruise offers a unique setting to experiment and serve a large, appreciative audience.

And while those reasons would definitely appeal to an actual chef, I do wonder how many of the people who said it would be their dream job just love cruise food and want to be involved with it.

Especially when it needs to be tasted before it’s served.

6. Entertainer (Singer, Musician, Comedian)

A vibrant scene from a Broadway-style show on Harmony of the Seas features a group of performers in colorful costumes energetically dancing on stage. The backdrop includes palm trees and a large decorative moon, with bright, multicolored stage lighting enhancing the lively atmosphere. The performers strike dynamic poses, engaging the audience with their enthusiastic performance.

Entertainers such as singers, musicians, and comedians are highly sought after for their ability to really bring the cruise experience to another level. 

The appeal of this job lies in performing regularly for enthusiastic crowds and the opportunity to travel while doing what they love.

It’s also one of the best jobs on a ship in terms of the hours worked, and the freedom provided. While a cabin attendant might be working 12-14 hour days, an entertainer may work much less. 

Comedians especially – you don’t need to rehearse much, and your set might only be an hour or so each night.

So that means you get more time to explore ports of call and just relax.

7. Photographer

A photographer on a cruise ship captures a woman in a striking red dress posing on the deck. The woman stands gracefully by a railing, while other passengers relax on lounge chairs in the foreground. The ship's upper decks and architecture form the backdrop, and a few crew members are visible above, adding to the dynamic, lively scene.

Cruise ship photographers capture memories for guests, making it a rewarding job for those passionate about photography. 

The role could be a popular one because it combines creativity with travel and the joy of helping guests preserve their experiences.

Cruise ship photographers are also sometimes employed on more thrilling projects, to capture the destination, and you could basically be paid to shoot wildlife or dramatic scenery. I know I’d love this.

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8. Casino Staff (Dealer, Host)

A cruise ship casino staff member is assisting a couple seated at a row of slot machines. The staff member, dressed in a formal blazer, is attentively explaining something to the guests, who are focused on the machines. The casino is brightly lit with colorful lights and displays from the various slot machines, creating an exciting and engaging atmosphere.

Working in the casino, either as a dealer or host, is an appealing option for anyone who likes the vibrant and exciting atmosphere of a casino floor. 

Not everyone goes to a casino on a cruise, but if you like to gamble, you might prefer to sit on the other side for once. If you’re a dealer then you’ll at least enjoy the variety of the job, seeing how games pan out and which guests win big.

9. Nurse

A nurse on a cruise ship, wearing a blue medical uniform and a mask, is using a stethoscope to check the heartbeat of a young woman in a light blue uniform. Both are wearing masks, ensuring adherence to health and safety protocols. The setting appears to be a medical room on the ship, equipped for onboard healthcare.

Nurses on cruise ships provide essential medical care, making it a critical and respected role.

The job is popular among healthcare professionals who seek adventure, the chance to travel, and the unique challenges of providing care at sea.

It’s also relatively well paid – not as well paid as a doctor onboard, but you’d make a decent salary, especially since your accommodation and food are free.

Hours could be an issue though, as you might need to be on call for long periods. If you work on a very small ship where you’re the only healthcare professional onboard, then you’ll be on call 24/7.

10. Youth Entertainer

A Camp Ocean staff member on a cruise ship is sitting on the floor and engaging with a group of children who are building a structure with colorful blocks. The staff member is smiling and wearing a dark uniform with light blue trim, while the children, dressed in casual summer clothing, focus on their creative play. The background shows a bright and cheerful play area designed for kids' activities.

A couple of people mentioned wanting to work as a youth entertainer or in the kids’ clubs.

If you’re someone who enjoys working with kids, then a cruise is an ideal place – sure there is some educational element to the activities, but it’s mostly all about having as much fun as possible.

It’s a lot of responsibility too, so it’s not for everyone, but if childcare is your passion then a cruise ship would be the perfect place.

Final Word

There were, of course, plenty of ‘fun’ suggestions on the Facebook post, such as wine taster, deck chair tester or towel animal expert.

towel animal expert on a cruise

While I’m sure these would be a ‘dream’ job, I wanted to keep the list to the realistic ones. Would your dream role be one of the 10 above, or something different?

Check out my guide on how to get a job on a cruise ship if you’re seriously interested – but I’ll also caveat that with these nightmare stories from cruise ship workers too.

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The Perfect Cruise Length: Revealed

When it comes to the ideal cruise length, opinions among cruise enthusiasts vary widely. 

Some people love a longer cruise, whereas others don’t want to be away from home for too long – understandable, really.

Passengers lounging on deck chairs aboard a Carnival Cruise Line ship, soaking up the sun with the deep blue sea beside them, embodying the relaxation and leisure of a day at sea.

I polled cruisers to see what they thought was the best length of cruise, and then did some analysis on the answers to find the perfect cruise length. Here’s what I found:

Popular Cruise Lengths

7-10 Days: The Sweet Spot

A significant number of cruisers believe that a cruise lasting between 7 and 10 days hits the sweet spot. 

A week-long cruise is particularly popular, offering a balanced blend of relaxation and adventure without requiring too much time off work. 

A group of guests are enjoying a hot tub on the deck of a Carnival cruise ship. The scene features four people relaxing in the hot tub, smiling and conversing, with the ocean and sky providing a scenic backdrop. Around the deck, other passengers can be seen lounging under red umbrellas, adding to the leisurely atmosphere of the cruise experience.

One cruiser mentioned that seven days provide just the right amount of time to unwind and explore a few ports without feeling rushed. 

If you can extend this to ten days, that tends to allow for a slightly more leisurely pace, accommodating additional destinations or more sea days for relaxation. But you also aren’t having to worry too much about booking holidays at work, or getting pet care.

Cruise passengers are enjoying a sunny day at CoCo Cay beach. A couple relaxes on lounge chairs under a large orange and white umbrella, with a refreshing drink in hand. In the background, families and other beachgoers play in the clear blue water, walk along the sandy shore, and use hammocks strung between posts. The tropical setting includes palm trees and thatched umbrellas, creating a picturesque vacation scene.

Overall, 7 nights was the most popular answer for the perfect cruise length, taking everything into account around personal responsibilities and missing home.

10-14 Days: A Thorough Escape

Cruises lasting between 10 and 14 days are still highly favoured by many cruisers. 

A lot of people believe that two weeks offer the best chance to really enjoy both the ship’s amenities and the various ports of call, especially on bigger ships.

The bustling atmosphere at Port Zante in St. Kitts, with two large cruise ships moored at the terminal. The perspective shows passengers walking along the dock, enjoying the sunny Caribbean weather as they possibly prepare to explore the island or return to the ships after a day out. The ships are impressive in scale, dominating the background, while the foreground features people of various ages in casual vacation attire, emphasizing the tourist-friendly environment. The inclusion of vibrant greenery in a large circular planter adds a touch of the island’s lush natural beauty, contrasting nicely with the industrial elements of the port. This scene effectively portrays Port Zante as a key entry point for visitors to St. Kitts, serving as a gateway to the island's rich culture and scenic landscapes.

Some of the largest ships in the world have over 20 dining venues, or a wide mix of activities to try onboard. If you only cruise for a week, you’ll barely scratch the surface of what the ship has to offer, especially if you’re spending lots of time ashore. 

A woman is surfing on the FlowRider aboard Anthem of the Seas, enjoying the onboard wave simulator. She is balancing on the artificial wave while the ship sails through the open ocean, leaving a trail of white wake behind. The scene is set under a bright blue sky with scattered clouds, creating a thrilling and picturesque moment of adventure on the cruise ship.

One cruiser pointed out that a 14-day cruise provides a substantial break from everyday life, allowing for a more immersive experience without the need to rush through activities or excursions.

14+ Days: For the True Enthusiasts

For those with the luxury of time and flexibility, cruises of two weeks or more are seen as ideal, and a lot of people said they would like to cruise longer if they could. 

Enthusiasts of these longer voyages appreciate the extended relaxation and the chance to delve deeper into each destination. You get more time to properly unwind and you aren’t feeling like you’re torn between spending time ashore and on the ship – you have the chance to do both.

Cunard guests are enjoying drinks on the deck of a cruise ship in Alaska. The group, dressed in stylish attire, is seated on comfortable outdoor furniture with a scenic backdrop of lush green mountains. A waiter is serving cocktails, adding to the luxurious and relaxed atmosphere of the moment.

One cruiser suggested that while 14 days is a great length, cruises extending up to 21 days or even more can be truly fulfilling. 

Another noted that their longest cruise was 35 days, which included several itineraries back-to-back, allowing for a seamless and varied travel experience.

A man and woman are swinging on large wooden swings set in the shallow waters of Great Stirrup Cay. The swings are suspended from a wooden frame with a sign that reads "Great Stirrup Cay." The serene beach scene in the background features palm trees, cabanas, and a clear blue sky, creating a perfect tropical getaway ambiance.

There were a few comments from people who loved world cruises too, which often last much longer, but most people can’t afford a world cruise, or just don’t have the freedom.

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You’d start to miss home, too, and some of the comforts. Cruise ships can’t provide everything, so even things like grapes or strawberries, or your favourite butter from home, might be calling to you if you’re gone too long.

Shorter Cruises: Quick Getaways

While longer cruises are a dream for many, shorter cruises ranging from 3 to 7 days still have their charm, especially for those new to cruising or looking for a brief escape. 

One commenter mentioned that four to five days are ideal for a quick getaway, perfect for a refreshing break without committing to a lengthy trip. 

A woman in shorts and a tank top leans against the railing of a cruise ship balcony, gazing out at the vast ocean. The scene is framed by the circular opening of the balcony, with two empty chairs nearby, creating a peaceful and contemplative atmosphere as she enjoys the serene view.

These shorter cruises can also be a good introduction for first-time cruisers, providing a taste of the cruising life without the pressure of a long-term commitment.

The downside to shorter cruises is that you still need to spend the time and money to get to the ship and back, and so it can feel like a lot of effort for only a short break.

Cruise ship passengers are disembarking at a port in Sydney, with the iconic Sydney Opera House and Sydney Harbour Bridge visible in the background. The scene is bustling with people walking along the waterfront promenade, lined with palm trees and flags. The large cruise ship, adorned with a Union Jack design on its bow, is docked, creating a vibrant and picturesque setting.

You might also feel like you’ve only just started your holiday and suddenly it’s time to disembark.

A short cruise is good every now and then, but if you can extend it to a week, it’ll be even sweeter.

Factors Influencing Preferences

There are several different factors that influence people’s decisions on the ideal cruise length – it’s something that cruisers really think about!

Travel Companions

Families with young children or elderly parents often prefer cruises lasting between 7 and 11 days. 

This duration strikes a balance, ensuring everyone has a good time without anyone getting too tired or overwhelmed. Being away from home for a long time can be tough on certain ages.

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Also if you’re travelling with family, you might get a bit sick of each other on a cruise ship, especially in smaller cabins. You’ll miss having your own spaces at home where you can decompress and enjoy a bit of solitude in comfort!

So, who you’re travelling with definitely has a big part to play in the ideal cruise length.

Itinerary and Destinations

The nature of the cruise itinerary also plays a crucial role. Cruises with a mix of sea days and port visits tend to be more popular, as they offer a good blend of relaxation and exploration. 

One cruiser highlighted that a 7-night Southern Caribbean cruise with stops at places like San Juan, St. Maarten, and Barbados was perfect due to its well-planned itinerary.

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But if you’re cruising from the UK, you might feel like a 7-night cruise isn’t long enough if you want to visit the Med. You’ll barely make it to Barcelona if you’re lucky before your ship has to turn around.

If you want to sail to the Med you’ll either need a two-week cruise, or a fly-cruise that gets you into the heart of the destination sooner.

Personal Lifestyle and Financial Considerations

Some cruise fans noted that their ideal cruise length would be longer if not for work commitments or financial constraints. They would want to cruise a longer itinerary if they could, but their job, their pets or their bank balance stops them.

One respondent said that they would love to cruise for 14 to 20 days but settled for 7-8 days due to these limitations. And that’s understandable.

You want to enjoy your cruise, but not at the risk of putting yourself in tons of debt or causing other problems that you need to go back to.

If you’re on a typical family holiday budget, a 1-2 week cruise is plenty and you can just buy the occasional lottery ticket if you want, to hopefully make that months-long world cruise dream a reality!

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Experience and Enjoyment

There’s a common sentiment among seasoned cruisers that no cruise can be too long. 

Several comments reflected a desire for never-ending cruises, which shows you just how much they value the enjoyment and relaxation found in extended sea travel. 

One cruiser even mentioned plans to retire on a residential cruise ship, cruising 200+ nights a year. 

If you didn’t have strong ties at home, then it would be pretty amazing to sail around the world all the time, seeing the many cultures and attractions whilst being properly looked after by the hardworking crew.

Suggested read: How Much It Costs To Live Permanently on A Cruise Ship

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But home life is fun too, and so a lot of people might say they wish they could cruise for months on end, but in reality prefer something shorter.

After all, it gives you something to look forward to. Part of the fun is planning your cruise, or daydreaming about your upcoming getaway while you’re working.

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In Summary

While there’s no one-size-fits-all answer, the general consensus among cruise enthusiasts seems to lean towards 7 to 10 days as the ideal cruise length. 

This duration offers a perfect balance between experiencing life on the ship, exploring various destinations, and getting a proper break from daily routines. 

However, if circumstances allow, many would happily extend their cruises to two weeks or more, which shows you just how much love and passion many have for this type of holiday.

So, whether you’re a seasoned cruiser planning your next long voyage or a newcomer looking for a quick taste of cruising life, there’s a perfect cruise length out there for you, and my guide on choosing a cruise in 7 steps will help.

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Viking Silver Spirits Package 2026: Cost, What’s Included and Is It Worth It?

The Viking Silver Spirits package costs $27 per person, per day (USD) at the time of writing, and that price already includes a 15% service charge. It turns most of the bar into an open bar: on ocean and expedition ships it covers any drink up to $18, and on river ships it covers almost everything except the rare “treasure wines”. Because Viking already pours free house wine and beer at lunch and dinner, the package usually pays off only if you have around three or more extra drinks a day.

Below you’ll find what the Silver Spirits Beverage Package includes on each type of Viking cruise, what you get for free without it, typical bar prices, the rules you need to know before buying, and a simple way to work out whether it’s worth it for you.

Viking Silver Spirits Package Cost in 2026

Viking charges one flat price across its ocean, river, expedition and Mississippi sailings for US-market bookings. Here’s how the numbers work out for two people sharing a stateroom:

Cruise length One guest Two guests (whole stateroom)
7 nights $189 $378
8 nights $216 $432
10 nights $270 $540
14 nights $378 $756
15 nights $405 $810

A few points worth knowing about the price:

  • Service is built in. The $27 includes the 15% service charge, so there’s nothing extra to add at the bar. (Your general crew gratuities are a separate matter.)
  • Other markets pay in their own currency. Viking’s Canadian site lists the package in Canadian dollars, and UK guests see a sterling price, so check the version of the Viking website for the country you booked in.
  • Prices do change. Viking’s US price has been $27 since its pricing update effective 1 January 2025 (up from about $20 before that), and it still showed $27 on Viking’s site in late 2026, but always confirm on your My Viking Journey account before paying.

What’s Free on Viking Without a Drink Package

Before you decide on any Viking drink package, it helps to know how much is already included in your fare. This is the main reason Viking’s package is so much cheaper than those on mainstream lines.

  • With lunch and dinner: house red and white wine, house beer, soft drinks, and alcohol-free beer and wine, in the main dining venues.
  • All day, every day: selected coffees and teas, juices and bottled water.
  • Bring your own: Viking lets guests carry wine and spirits on board, including bottles bought in port, and doesn’t charge corkage, according to several Viking specialist travel agencies. Check the current policy for your sailing before relying on it.

So if you’re happy with a glass or two of the house wine at dinner and coffee the rest of the day, you may never need the package at all. The Silver Spirits package earns its keep when you want a cocktail before dinner, a better glass of wine, a drink in the afternoon on a sea day, or a nightcap in the lounge.

Bartender pouring a cocktail at a softly lit hotel-style bar, the kind of drink covered by a cruise beverage package
Cocktails, aperitifs and wines by the glass are the main draw of the package. Photo: Szymon Shields on Pexels

What the Silver Spirits Beverage Package Includes

The Silver Spirits beverage package isn’t quite the same on every Viking ship. The biggest difference is that river cruises have no per-drink price cap, while ocean, expedition and Mississippi ships cap each drink at $18.

Feature Ocean & Expedition River (Europe, Asia) Mississippi
Price per person per day $27 $27 $27
Cocktails, aperitifs, spirits Yes, any drink up to $18 Yes, any drink Yes, any drink up to $18
Wine Select wines by the glass Premium wines by the glass and by the bottle Premium wines by the glass
House champagne By the glass By the glass By the glass
Discounts 30% off premium wines and drinks, including bottles 30% off treasure wines 30% off premium drinks over $50
Tasting events 50% off premium tastings Not offered on river 50% off premium tastings
Extras Wine pairing at The Chef’s Table None None

On every type of cruise, the package works anywhere on the ship and at any time of day, not just at meals. It is not available to buy on Viking’s Egypt Nile itineraries, although guests in Explorer’s Suites on those sailings get it included.

The $18 cap on ocean and expedition ships

On ocean and expedition voyages, anything priced above $18 isn’t covered. If you order it, you pay the full menu price, not just the difference. In practice, the cap rules out only a handful of drinks: a glass of proper Champagne (around $18 on sample ocean menus), top-shelf Scotch, bourbon or tequila, and premium bottles of wine. For those, the 30% discount on premium wines and drinks applies instead.

Which Viking guests get it free?

The package is included for Explorer’s Suite guests on Egypt river cruises, and several Viking specialist agencies report that it comes with the Owner’s Suite on ocean ships. Viking also runs promotions from time to time that include a free Silver Spirits package with a new booking, so it’s worth watching for offers. Our roundup of the best cruise deals for 2027 is a good place to start. Penthouse-level ocean suites also have a minibar stocked with some alcohol that is refilled daily, which cuts down on bar visits.

Typical Viking Bar Prices Without the Package

To judge the package’s value you need a rough idea of what drinks cost. Viking ocean menus are in US dollars and already include gratuities. Recent sample menus show prices like these:

  • Beer: about $6.50 to $8
  • House wine by the glass: about $7
  • Premium wine by the glass: about $8 to $12
  • House cocktails: mostly $11 to $13
  • Spirits: roughly $9 to $17, with a few premium pours above that
  • Champagne by the glass: about $18; prosecco about $12

On European river cruises the bar menu is usually priced in euros, with beer around €6 to €7, premium wine around €8 to €11.50 a glass and cocktails around €12 to €14. Your onboard account is still charged in your home currency, so the exchange rate makes river drinks slightly dearer for US guests than the numbers suggest. Treat all of these as a guide: menus vary by ship and change over time.

Two empty lounge chairs on a ship deck facing a calm blue sea, a typical spot for an afternoon drink on a sea day
Sea days give you more time to enjoy the bar, which shifts the maths in the package's favor. Photo: ALEKSANDR EVSTAFEV on Pexels

Is the Viking Silver Spirits Package Worth It?

With most drinks costing $8 to $12, $27 a day is roughly the price of two to three paid drinks. Since wine and beer at lunch and dinner are already free, those paid drinks have to come from outside mealtimes, or from upgrading what you drink with meals.

A simple break-even check

  1. Count the drinks you’d pay for. Think about a pre-dinner cocktail, an afternoon glass of wine, an after-dinner whisky, or swapping house wine for a premium glass at dinner.
  2. Multiply by about $10. That’s a fair average for a cocktail or premium glass of wine on Viking.
  3. Compare with $27. If your total is regularly above $27 a day, the package is likely to save you money. If it’s well below, pay as you go.
  4. Do it for both of you. Both guests in the stateroom must buy the package, so add up your combined drinking, not just the bigger drinker’s.

Port days versus sea days

Here’s something that often gets overlooked: the package is charged for every night of the cruise, including the days you spend ashore. On a port-heavy river cruise, where you’re out on tours most of the day and back for dinner, you may only have one or two paid drinks a day. On an ocean voyage with several sea days, it’s much easier to reach three or more. Look at your itinerary before you decide, and count your sea days.

It’s probably worth it if…

  • You both enjoy a cocktail before dinner and a drink afterwards most evenings.
  • You prefer premium wines to the house pour (especially on river ships, where premium bottles are covered).
  • Your cruise has plenty of sea days or long relaxed afternoons on board.
  • You like not thinking about the bill and having one fixed cost upfront.

It’s probably not worth it if…

  • You’re happy with the free house wine and beer at meals.
  • One of you rarely drinks alcohol (you’d still have to pay for both).
  • You’re on a busy itinerary with long days ashore.
  • You plan to bring your own wine on board.

If you’re comparing Viking with other lines, our guide to cruise drink packages compared across the major lines shows how much more mainstream lines charge for unlimited drinks.

Silver Spirits Package Rules and How to Buy It

  • Whole stateroom, whole cruise: both guests in a stateroom must buy it, for every night of the sailing.
  • Age limit: you must be 21 or older to buy or drink alcohol on board.
  • Non-refundable: once bought, you can’t get your money back.
  • On board only: it covers drinks on the ship, not in port or on excursions.
  • Where to buy: on the Dining & Beverage page of My Viking Journey before you sail, through a Viking agent or your travel advisor, or on board once you’ve embarked. Viking’s US order form says pre-cruise orders must be paid in full at least seven days before departure.

Buying it in advance means one less thing to arrange on embarkation day. Because the package must cover the whole cruise wherever you buy it, there’s little to gain from waiting, so it’s best to decide before you board or on the first day. If you’re heading to Europe’s rivers, our Viking river cruise packing list covers everything else you’ll want to have sorted before you go.

FAQs

Does Viking have a drinks package?

Yes. Viking’s only drinks package is the Silver Spirits Beverage Package, which costs $27 per person per day in USD at the time of writing and covers cocktails, spirits, premium wines and more throughout the day.

Does the Viking Silver Spirits package include gratuities?

Yes. The $27 daily price already includes a 15% service charge, so you don’t tip on the drinks it covers. Standard crew gratuities for the cruise are separate.

Can one person in a cabin buy the Silver Spirits package?

No. Both guests sharing a stateroom must buy the package, and it must cover the full length of the cruise.

Is the Silver Spirits package different on river and ocean cruises?

Yes. On river ships it covers almost any drink, including premium wine by the bottle, with only treasure wines excluded. On ocean, expedition and Mississippi ships each drink is capped at $18.

How many drinks a day make the Viking drink package worth it?

Roughly three paid drinks a day per person. With cocktails and premium wines at around $8 to $12, that’s when the $27 daily price starts to save you money.